I think that this deserves a nom nom tag

These were all over the place at my wedding in St. Thomas

I would have given it a hug!

cake...

Looks like *success from the lizard's point of view.

I had a pet iguana for awhile and anytime I'd get pizza it would scramble up the table like this. He'd be like a cartoon with his feet moving for a few seconds before his body would take off. I think they like the calcium in dairy.

This would be even better if it was a bigger more expensive cake instead of a little shitty one.

Why does this have a cats and dogs tag?

RAWWWWWWRRRRRRWRRR! om nom nom nom nom.

Best wedding ever.

Seriously though, my guess is that this is some 'destination' wedding in a touristy locale where people feed the animals so much they've become aggressive. This happens at our stateside national parks all the time, but instead of a shrimpy lizard, it's a bear.

The wedding cake is a lie.

>> ^potchi79:
Why does this have a cats and dogs tag?


because its a cat that looks like an iguana

I can't stand her pathetically scared reaction to it.

It's a friggen lizard

Who wants to eat your CAKE not YOU.

Geeze.

I could NOT be with a woman of such lowly intestinal fortitude.

^To be perfectly honest, I'd be screaming like a little girl if I saw that thing. I'm not used to leathery reptilian grossness.

I scream at any unidentified scampering objects

>> ^Jaace:
The wedding cake is a lie.


That just goes without saying. Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence.

edd.... everything you touch turns into a top 15. It's amazing. Kudos to you.

I wish this little guy would have showed up at my wedding. I love them

It's possible she's not shrieking in fear, but in that "A lizard is ruining my wedding cake!" kind of way. I know some brides that are like that, and for most of them in this case I can't blame them. Some can see it as a funny memory, others just think a random animal ruined their special day. Me, I'd laugh and make sure it was on film.

>> ^potchi79:
Why does this have a cats and dogs tag?


Because, The "Cats & Dogs" tag is essentially a "Pets" tag but but with obvious cat and dog bias.
And since we don't have an *Animals tag, Cats and Dogs will have to suffice!

Don't fool yourselves, people. Iguanas can give particularly vicious and gruesome bites. They have a serrated ridge bone in their mouths and hugely powerful jaws. Their saliva is also teeming with nasty microbes.

You're not gunna like it when it rips your skin off, and then the salmonella, necrotizing fasciitus, and other diseases crop up like some kind of nightmarish horror flick.

Just go grab that lizard off of what he is envisioning as his next meal, and your meaty flesh may become part of it.

I certainly hope they didn't eat that cake.

They'll divorce.

>> ^potchi79:
Why does this have a cats and dogs tag?


Because iguanas can be pets. You didn't think "catsanddogs" is only for catsanddogs, did you?

ForgedReality is on to something, and did you see how it chomped at the stick? I wouldn't want to be near that thing.

> They'll divorce.

What is this some kind of reptilian omen?