...and to that, nature replied, "You're not intelligent enough to have offspring."

Well, if you're gonna do something stupid, it's important to have style. This guy gets full marks for rocket to gonads.

*fuck! that's *short (like his chances of having children now that he has inflicted burns on his balls)

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How is this Rocket Nut Fail? Having a Fail would imply there is such a thing as Rocket Nut Success...

Sterilization success?

>> ^Kevlar:
How is this Rocket Nut Fail? Having a Fail would imply there is such a thing as Rocket Nut Success...

Well, you see, when two people...eh, I'll tell you when you're older.

Holy hell! That's got to be one of the most epic nutshots I've ever seen. Why do people do these things!?

Smart. Really smart.

I thought he might achieve lift off for a second. Most epic nut shot of all time for sure. Frework that size goes about 175 feet in one second... multiply by about 3/4 of a lb and that's a lot of damn force it's putting out. Fortunately it didn't get to accelerate all that much before impact, but the rocket would have been pushing on his balls. Probably felt like a big iron pole being pushed hard into his ballsack. I wonder if it burned? Big lulz here man.

EDIT: just watched again and it probably doesn't put out that much force. I dunno. Either way, fucking hilarious.

*timeshift

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>> ^Kevlar:
How is this Rocket Nut Fail? Having a Fail would imply there is such a thing as Rocket Nut Success...



Indeed. What could have possibly been the intended outcome of this?

I hate to say it, but this looks fake. The rocket is way too stable driving into his crotch, like it was attached by a wire. Then they explosion happens right when he falls out of view behind the car. But the clincher is he appears to have no burn damage to his hands or underwear, despite the apparent explosion of a firework attached to his pants.

And honestly, if it's not fake, what were they hoping to achieve? I know there are people stupid enough to risk neutering themselves for a stunt, but this looks like it was designed specifically to remove his ability to reproduce. It's not like taking a paintball to the crotch, we're talking about explosives here. It's like lighting an M80 between your legs. I just can't see anybody doing that on purpose, even dumb-ass adrenaline junkies.

Most promising thumbnail EVER.

Pocket Rocket *WIN

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>> ^Psychologic:
>> ^Kevlar:
How is this Rocket Nut Fail? Having a Fail would imply there is such a thing as Rocket Nut Success...


Indeed. What could have possibly been the intended outcome of this?


I bet it has something to do with getting to the top of videosift. Let's not let old onenut down.

>> ^MaxWilder:
I hate to say it, but this looks fake. The rocket is way too stable driving into his crotch, like it was attached by a wire. Then they explosion happens right when he falls out of view behind the car. But the clincher is he appears to have no burn damage to his hands or underwear, despite the apparent explosion of a firework attached to his pants.
And honestly, if it's not fake, what were they hoping to achieve? I know there are people stupid enough to risk neutering themselves for a stunt, but this looks like it was designed specifically to remove his ability to reproduce. It's not like taking a paintball to the crotch, we're talking about explosives here. It's like lighting an M80 between your legs. I just can't see anybody doing that on purpose, even dumb-ass adrenaline junkies.


I honestly don't know how you can imagine that a bunch of dumb-ass adrenaline junkies had such funds as to stage such an elaborate hoax, with the CGI work and the smoke machines and all the other stuff involved in making a non-event look this real.

Where did they get the money to make a 30 second internet video with the best faking technology available to the film industry? What's it advertising? Do you get what i'm trying to say?

I'm so glad these internet video things weren't around when I was 13.

It may be fake, but model rockets often do do this: stick to what they're poking against as they burn. I assume a firework rocket would do similar. This firework looked small and very light and probably had a thrust of just a few newtons. As the kid appears to have no burns on his underpants I assume he's undergone no damage whatsoever to his reproductive capacity. EIA appears to not be in effect here.

I just can't see anybody doing that on purpose, even dumb-ass adrenaline junkies.


You must be new.

>> ^rich_magnet:
EIA appears to not be in effect here.


He's firing explosives at his testicles!

>> ^MarineGunrock:
Most promising thumbnail EVER.


It does look like he is shitting liquid fire, doesn't it.

That took a lot of ballistics.

fake that thing would tumble everywhere

Goodness Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!

(Can i get a keyboard cat playing jerry Lee Lewis up in this hizz-ouse?)

upvote solely for the thumbnail

>> ^dannym3141:

I honestly don't know how you can imagine that a bunch of dumb-ass adrenaline junkies had such funds as to stage such an elaborate hoax, with the CGI work and the smoke machines and all the other stuff involved in making a non-event look this real.
Where did they get the money to make a 30 second internet video with the best faking technology available to the film industry? What's it advertising? Do you get what i'm trying to say?


No I don't think it was CGI. A simple fishline guide up to his crotch, and a second explosive that is set off as he jumps out of sight would do it. It would be tough to get the timing right, but not expensive. Still, there's really no reason to fake this either, so it's just as likely that it's real. I'm just astounded at how lightly some people take their reproductive ability.

>> ^MaxWilder:
I'm just astounded at how lightly some people take their reproductive ability.


Perhaps it was just the opposite, and this was done specifically with his reproductive ability in mind. It is cheaper than a vasectomy.
(And the video's a lot more fun to show off at parties, let me tell you.)

*promote

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