LOL @ description. But seriously - of all the things they could have shredded, why vag pads and plugs?

No doubt it's their attempt to broaden their all-male viewing demographic.

Personally I wouldn't be anywhere near as casual about getting my hands near that thing. I'm sure it would have no trouble chewing through an arm in a second or two.

The overall *80s-ness of this video elevates it from pretty cool to awesome.

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I really wanted to see them put something more solid in it...like a shovel or something.

Where do I buy one?

I've seen too many horror movies to not get queasy looking at how close this guy's fingers get to that shredder ...

Oooh... I picture Dexter making good use of something like this.

Music is from the John Tesh/Yanni collaboration album, "Rocking a Hard Place: Live at the Souplantation Amphitheatre"

I second the thing about keeping their hands away from it. This sort of thing really needs to be fed mechanically. The risks are just WAY too high here. Safety first, come on!

I'd like to see them DESTROY a BlendTec Blender in one of those.

They're not even wearing protective goggles...
I'd really like to see what this thing would do to a pig.

>> ^mrsid:

They're not even wearing protective goggles...
I'd really like to see what this thing would do to a pig.


I think you're weird, but here you go.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1c6_1250175155

o_O

Has that been sifted yet?

3:20 makes my hands itch.

Was it me or were they only putting one of each pair of shoes through. Do I sense some kind of prank or revenge being enacted?

2 more comments have been lost in the ether at this killed duplicate.

Tonight we dine on turtle soup.

I was really hoping for glass bottles.

Fittingly enough, this is the only thing the Blendtec Blender can't blend.

Fargo.

Somebody had to say it.

I was thinking along the same lines in regards to my neighbors dog.>> ^mrsid:

They're not even wearing protective goggles...
I'd really like to see what this thing would do to a pig.

Now that was just offal.>> ^ridesallyridenc:

>> ^mrsid:
They're not even wearing protective goggles...
I'd really like to see what this thing would do to a pig.

I think you're weird, but here you go.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1c6_1250175155

>> ^nanrod:

Now that was just offal.>> ^ridesallyridenc:
>> ^mrsid:
They're not even wearing protective goggles...
I'd really like to see what this thing would do to a pig.

I think you're weird, but here you go.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1c6_1250175155



It was the sound that got me. Disgusting blubbery, mushy, wet noise.

But can it shred Aperture Turrets?

Did he say Muffin Monster?

I've seen videos of these machines shredding engine blocks.

If it had a slower setting it would make a really effective torture device.

>> ^Seric:

I really wanted to see them put something more solid in it...like a shovel or something.


Seriously, that's nothing to this shredder. A real challenge? Yucca leaves, dude. Anyone who has tried shredding them can attest to that.

I just love the sound it makes when it crunches stuff.

Oh I get it. It's a cowch.

Fuck you American Army, this is what we think of your blankets!!!!

/nomnomnom

Seriously though, I know sometimes WH&S ppl can be ridiculously overcautious but this really screams out for someone to come along with a rolled up newspaper, bash them all on the nose and say "BAD WORKERS!!!"

>> ^bareboards2:

Fargo.
Somebody had to say it.


Yes! I want to see human limbs!

That warehouse must have been empty by the time they were done. I mean they took all the stuff from the women's restroom, from the rec room, from the supply closet, from the waiting area, they even stopped by the surplus store across the street. Hell, the only thing they didn't shred was the shredder.

>> ^KrazyKat42:

>> ^bareboards2:
Fargo.
Somebody had to say it.

Yes! I want to see human limbs!


30 Days of Night

For those interested...shredding hard drives.

http://videosift.com/video/How-To-Permanently-Destroy-Your-Data

What would happen with a glass ball? I bet nothing.

Choice comment from that video: "Where can I find one of these? I want to throw my step kids in there and feed them to my cunt of a wife.">> ^ridesallyridenc:

>> ^mrsid:
They're not even wearing protective goggles...
I'd really like to see what this thing would do to a pig.

I think you're weird, but here you go.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1c6_1250175155