*promote. I say if the afro-ninja escapes 20 white cops, you don't set the dogs on him.

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I hate these videos so much. All of those cops need to be punished for their unhinged brutality against this poor, poor, unstable man.

Paintballs guns? I mean, they hurt, but for a person that is committed to his end, they offer no resistance.

Yeah, I've never seen paintball guns used by cops before. *nsfw for the language towards the end.

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The paintballs contain capsicum spray liquid. They arent just shooting him for fun.

When he busted that flying kick, I thought he had them for a second.

I wish I understood ninja. I wanted to know what he was saying in the stretcher.

*comedy

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>> ^Throbbin:

When he busted that flying kick, I thought he had them for a second.
I wish I understood ninja. I wanted to know what he was saying in the stretcher.


I heard something about "can't stop me" right as he was being locked in the ambulance.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

You never go full-ninja.

Did they leave any cops back at the station to answer phones?

Wyclef was so MAD about not being able to run for President of Haiti.

That woman didn't just say "oh Lordy" at :53...

That was no ninja, I could see him quite clearly. Unless, oh, clever, I didn't actually see the real ninja get away...

>> ^Morganth:

I heard something about "can't stop me" right as he was being locked in the ambulance.

I believe it's pronounced ambalamps.

>> ^Kofi:

The paintballs contain capsicum spray liquid. They arent just shooting him for fun.


Ahh, well that makes more sense, but the same logic applies to pepper spray me thinks. Never been sprayed or hyped up on heroin, so I couldn't say.

Give this man a medal for he is a true champion.

>> ^GeeSussFreeK:

>> ^Kofi:
The paintballs contain capsicum spray liquid. They arent just shooting him for fun.

Ahh, well that makes more sense, but the same logic applies to pepper spray me thinks. Never been sprayed or hyped up on heroin, so I couldn't say.


Hyped up on heroin? I guess you're one of those guys who knows nothing about drugs except that they're "bad" because people get "hyped up" on them. Don't be that guy.

Heroin and drugs like it make you feel weak and drowsy, as well as slowing your breathing. People on heroin aren't going to be doing any ninja shit.

How about meth then or another stimulant? I guess you're one of those guys who when someone says something slightly ignorant (and of drugs I surely am), you make wide sweeping allegations into their moral philosophy...don't be that guy

I remember a news story of a guy up near where I lived at the time in DC throwing AC units down at the police...and those things aren't light. So to say, you are probably right, it might not be meth...but it is probably something!

>> ^mgittle:

Hyped up on heroin? I guess you're one of those guys who knows nothing about drugs except that they're "bad" because people get "hyped up" on them. Don't be that guy.
Heroin and drugs like it make you feel weak and drowsy, as well as slowing your breathing. People on heroin aren't going to be doing any ninja shit.

>> ^GeeSussFreeK:

How about meth then or another stimulant? I guess you're one of those guys who when someone says something slightly ignorant (and of drugs I surely am), you make wide sweeping allegations into their moral philosophy...don't be that guy
I remember a news story of a guy up near where I lived at the time in DC throwing AC units down at the police...and those things aren't light. So to say, you are probably right, it might not be meth...but it is probably something!
>> ^mgittle:
Hyped up on heroin? I guess you're one of those guys who knows nothing about drugs except that they're "bad" because people get "hyped up" on them. Don't be that guy.
Heroin and drugs like it make you feel weak and drowsy, as well as slowing your breathing. People on heroin aren't going to be doing any ninja shit.


I guess you're one of those guys who, when called on a bullshit statement, blows the other person's comments way out of proportion and then uses the style of their comments in your retort.

Anyway, the point here is that the drug usage is a symptom of another problem. The drugs themselves are not the cause of whatever the hell is going on in this video. Seriously, there are alternatives to having 20 cops including some in SWAT gear take down an unarmed individual.

Wearing all-black does not make one a ninja.

>> ^quantumushroom:

Wearing all-black does not make one a ninja.


Ninja, please.

Oh good! I'm glad to know my taxes are paying for his hospital stay. Just shoot him with fucking bullets. End the cycle. Good lord. Seriously, we're not harsh enough on criminals. At all.

Yeah, let's just kill all the mentally ill. It's not like they need our help. They're just living high off all the great care we already give them.>> ^ForgedReality:

Oh good! I'm glad to know my taxes are paying for his hospital stay. Just shoot him with fucking bullets. End the cycle. Good lord. Seriously, we're not harsh enough on criminals. At all.

>> ^thinker247:

Yeah, let's just kill all the mentally ill. It's not like they need our help. They're just living high off all the great care we already give them.>> ^ForgedReality:
Oh good! I'm glad to know my taxes are paying for his hospital stay. Just shoot him with fucking bullets. End the cycle. Good lord. Seriously, we're not harsh enough on criminals. At all.



Congratulations on missing the point entirely.

congratulations on being a protofacist dick bag and thinking if your dick bag comment was not enjoyed, the other person must just not "get it".

also for the rest of you, oh hahaha, this mentally ill mans hypermanic dysphoric/psychotic episode is soooooo fucking funny! i bet his kids are just laughing their fucking ass off right now. other peoples person tragedies are so fucking hysterical, but they're wasting too many resources. we really should shoot them all and be done with it. bunch of human refuse.

you fucking assholes.

>> ^ForgedReality:

>> ^thinker247:
Yeah, let's just kill all the mentally ill. It's not like they need our help. They're just living high off all the great care we already give them.>> ^ForgedReality:
Oh good! I'm glad to know my taxes are paying for his hospital stay. Just shoot him with fucking bullets. End the cycle. Good lord. Seriously, we're not harsh enough on criminals. At all.


Congratulations on missing the point entirely.

If your point was sarcasm, you need to say something sarcastic.>> ^ForgedReality:

Congratulations on missing the point entirely.

>> ^peggedbea:

congratulations on being a protofacist dick bag and thinking if your dick bag comment was not enjoyed, the other person must just not "get it".
also for the rest of you, oh hahaha, this mentally ill mans hypermanic dysphoric/psychotic episode is soooooo fucking funny! i bet his kids are just laughing their fucking ass off right now. other peoples person tragedies and fucking hysterical, but they're wasting too many resources. we really should shoot them all and be done with it. you fucking assholes.
>> ^ForgedReality:
>> ^thinker247:
Yeah, let's just kill all the mentally ill. It's not like they need our help. They're just living high off all the great care we already give them.>> ^ForgedReality:
Oh good! I'm glad to know my taxes are paying for his hospital stay. Just shoot him with fucking bullets. End the cycle. Good lord. Seriously, we're not harsh enough on criminals. At all.


Congratulations on missing the point entirely.



First of all, what makes you guys think he's got a mental disorder? For all you know, he just thinks he's a gangsta thug, stickin it to The Man. Although, temporary insanity will probably be his excuse and he'll get let off during his trial. Then he'll be free to just go off and do some other horrible shit to people. Some of those people cheering him on are probably his homies, knowing full well he's not insane.

Furthermore, the fact that he drops his weapon right away proves that his cognitive abilities are just fine. He's thinking about worse consequences should he use an actual weapon. He at least reasoned that part out. He knows what he's doing. It's not blind madness. He's just a dick.

28 years of experience. >> ^ForgedReality:

>> ^peggedbea:
congratulations on being a protofacist dick bag and thinking if your dick bag comment was not enjoyed, the other person must just not "get it".
also for the rest of you, oh hahaha, this mentally ill mans hypermanic dysphoric/psychotic episode is soooooo fucking funny! i bet his kids are just laughing their fucking ass off right now. other peoples person tragedies and fucking hysterical, but they're wasting too many resources. we really should shoot them all and be done with it. you fucking assholes.
>> ^ForgedReality:
>> ^thinker247:
Yeah, let's just kill all the mentally ill. It's not like they need our help. They're just living high off all the great care we already give them.>> ^ForgedReality:
Oh good! I'm glad to know my taxes are paying for his hospital stay. Just shoot him with fucking bullets. End the cycle. Good lord. Seriously, we're not harsh enough on criminals. At all.


Congratulations on missing the point entirely.


First of all, what makes you guys think he's got a mental disorder? For all you know, he just thinks he's a gangsta thug, stickin it to The Man. Although, temporary insanity will probably be his excuse and he'll get let off during his trial. Then he'll be free to just go off and do some other horrible shit to people. Some of those people cheering him on are probably his homies, knowing full well he's not insane.

I love to randomly attack a bunch of cops, but only because I'm completely sane.>> ^ForgedReality:

Furthermore, the fact that he drops his weapon right away proves that his cognitive abilities are just fine. He's thinking about worse consequences should he use an actual weapon. He at least reasoned that part out. He knows what he's doing. It's not blind madness. He's just a dick.

legally insane and a manic episode are not the same thing.

>> ^ForgedReality:

Furthermore, the fact that he drops his weapon right away proves that his cognitive abilities are just fine. He's thinking about worse consequences should he use an actual weapon. He at least reasoned that part out. He knows what he's doing. It's not blind madness. He's just a dick.

legally insane meaning what the law considers insane, not what the dsm-iv will diagnose as a mental disability. >> ^peggedbea:

legally insane and a manic episode are not the same thing.
>> ^ForgedReality:
Furthermore, the fact that he drops his weapon right away proves that his cognitive abilities are just fine. He's thinking about worse consequences should he use an actual weapon. He at least reasoned that part out. He knows what he's doing. It's not blind madness. He's just a dick.

If he was a real ninja, the cops would never have seen him.

He's hepped up on goofballs!

Officer : "This one's balled up on PCP, our tasers won't work here"

Sargent : "Well, break out the paintballs full of pepper spray"

Officer : "He's also wearing a mask, sir"

Sargent : "God help us"

ForgedReality...somehow that name seems strangely appropriate.

See! Now I call on all fellow Americans. See how this scourge has darkened our cities! This disease is in our homes, our Schools, and even on the streets! As you can tell from just this one video the police see this as more dangerous then circus clowns on PCP. Our hard earned tax dollars have to be used to treat these people. Our police are having to confront these very dangerous addicts with out the proper equipment. They need more paint ball guns and more doughnuts. So call your Senators, Your congress man. Tell them NO MORE We Have had enough and are not going to take it anymore! Starting NOW!11

Ban the Ninja Movie!