Srsly.

That
Was
DAMN
FUNNY.

What the fuck?

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You think it would walk with more "umphhh" after letting that go!

Later that night it jumped the fence and escaped the park.>> ^sfarias40k:

You think it would walk with more "umphhh" after letting that go!

At least he waited until he got out of the water.

fap fap fap.

How you feel after eating Mexican American food.

SUPER NACHOS

Nature's vuvuzela

I wonder what makes hippos eschew the whole "raise my tail to do my business" in lieu of "whip it, and whip it good"?

And seriously, I've never heard a better impression of a chainsaw in any format.

Times like this I'm glad smell-O-vision is not a reality.

god damn... how long was it holding that in...

Oh my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

Edit.. it's been 2 minutes and I'm STILL LAUGHING SO HARD I CANT BREATH!

This has to hit #1

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Oh come on. Did it really need the added sound effect?

Without added sound effect

http://videosift.com/video/How-hippos-take-a-dump

Still funny tho

Guess evolution hasn't taught them to wipe AFTER they poop. Someday...

Yes. Yes it did.
>> ^dag:

Oh come on. Did it really need the added sound effect?

Oh honey, I think you know what that was.

Anyone who has ever spread fertilizer on an organic farm TOTALLY wants a hippo.

Hungry Hungry Shitpos.

Damn nature, you scary!

I'm kind of surprised its not better known that hippos do this... its why every hippo enclosure has to have shit cleaned off absolutely everything. Its to mark territory in the wild.

Strangely, I am drawn again to this sift to comment. This is my new ring tone.

HAHAAHHH!! Imagine a society where we were all hippos...

>> ^ForgedReality:

HAHAAHHH!! Imagine a society where we were all hippos...


Wouldn't that be a breath of fresh air!

Supposedly this habit is also used as a substitute for fighting, where hippos will twirl their droppings about and whoever covers the largest area wins.

Also a phenomenon seen among cable news commentators.

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