I love it. I bet if you called it 'Ernie and Bert Rape Your Soul' it would fly out of your queueue.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
I love it. I bet if you called it 'Ernie and Bert Rape Your Soul' it would fly out of your queueue.


Haha, I like it. Let's give that a try!

*requeue

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oh man. you got an upvote at 12 frickin' seconds. f'ing hilarious.

dude. i'm laughing so hard i have small tears streaming down my face, and i can barely type this properly.

/\ Exact same reaction. This MUST go to #1.

Number ONE! GO GO GO!!!

I too cried laughing at this. Who knew Ernie and Bert had such diverse interests?

You'd be surprised at how diverse interests can get for Bert according to some of his critics

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/bert.htm

DAMN! Heavy duty shit. Any idea who actually made the music?

Aha- YouTube comments to the rescue, the music is:

its the outro to the most recent Last Days of Humanity album. it's also the longest song (3:19) by about 2 minutes on the whole album.

Soul raped. Thank you.

holy hell that noise was awful. - upvote just cos i like ernie

Awful? This was mez-mo-rizin!!

priceless. i fuckin' lose it, every time.

it's just some perfect alignment, of an episode i actually remember, and that "chicka-booma-chick"...

Oh, snap! It cracked the top 15. This baby's goin' to the top.

*catchy

I've seen it three times now, and I STILL laugh every time I watch it! Soul raping never felt so good.

/\ You can't rape the willing, kp.

Wow. I actually hated that, but since it's already out of the queue, I'll stay my downvote.

I think that was the coolest thing bert and ernie have ever done.

I hope this comes to Rock Band.

Top ten, Booyah!

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BOOOOOOOOOO the same sound and same frames over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and ..........................

Mindblowing!

Holy hell, this reminds me of my friend's car back in high school. It was a Ford Tempo and it had an AM radio with about 10 watts RMS of power and speakers that could handle about 8 W. We would tune it to easy listening stations and crank the volume to maximum. Certain songs, especially from Ann Murray, sounded like heavy metal.

Damn, where's Cookie Monster when you need him?

[Edit: doh, why can't we use url tags ?]

Sweet sassy-mollasy, #5. Go muppets, go.

^hahaha! sweet sassy-mollasy? I'm using that one from now on.

>> ^rottenseed:
^hahaha! sweet sassy-mollasy? I'm using that one from now on.

I believe he stole it from an SNL skit with Ray Romano. "Ya like it? Don't steal it!", Right, DFT?

"A good composer borrows, a great composer steals" -Igor Stravinsky (a great composer)

I actually stole it from a show that a couple of friends of mine wrote, who may have stolen it from SNL, who may have stolen it from somewhere else.....

I must confess a funny true story.

I've been pretty sick for the last few days. So last night, while watching this, I burst into uncontrollable laughter, which triggered a coughing fit, which actually caused me to pass out and bonk my head on the carpeted floor.

It didn't really hurt, but it did leave a rug burn about the size of a nickel on my forehead (I'm sure kp can relate).

Issy thought I was doing pratfalls, but no, it was real. Embarrassing, but true.

Thanks a lot fissionchips.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
...hilarious story...

Sorry to hear about that! I guess the warning under the video doesn't cover all the ailments it might cause. Maybe I should throw in a line about nausea and dizziness.

I feel so...

dirty.

I can't upvote because it gives me a tremendous headache.

tbh, i always thought these type of bands were taking the piss. but someone must actually be paying for it ;-/ - be alot cheaper to set a drum machine on wtfBPM and turn your telly upto full on static

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
It didn't really hurt, but it did leave a rug burn about the size of a nickel on my forehead (I'm sure kp can relate).

Hey, what are you saying?! That I'm a fall-down drunk who routinely injures myself during inebriated stupors!? Well I'll have you know that I do all my drinking in bed while wearing adult diapers so that I don't even have to get up to relieve myself. So think twice before you cast aspersions.

/\ No, I'd envisioned something involving a Batman costume, a French tickler and a dwarf named Benny.

sounds like "Hammer Smashed Face"... for you oldies out there...yes, that the name of a real band.

overrated.

4316 5219 souls violated and counting.

Reminds me of the Dayglo Abortions.

One of their best songs went, and I hope I remember correctly:

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.
Argh.
Fuck.
Kill.

How is this ever worth 114 votes?

Easily!

3 more votes people. 3 MORE VOTES!

Funny concept but the there's got to be a better song. And if there isn't, then there's got to be a way to edit the song to bring the video down to under a minute. There's no reason for this to be 2m30s.

That's it DFT, number ONE!

I couldn't ask for a better promoter. Let's get a few more votes for his first comment!

I couldn't resist. It just doesn't deserve that many votes.

#1 - WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!!!!!

I've lost all respect for videosift.

I just saw my prairie dog packing his stuff...

Really. I just don't get it. Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over........................................

fake.

outstanding. see what good things come, from coming back to your favorites?

happy to be the 15th vote! applause star for ^dystopianfuturetoday, for his willingness to
confess a funny true story.

ps. i upvoted for this part, the most:

it did leave a rug burn about the size of a nickel on my forehead (I'm sure kp can relate).

ps. ^MarineGunrock:
I couldn't resist. It just doesn't deserve that many votes.

i'm not under the illusion that it does. that's just how humor is. the feather either tickles or it don't. can't fake it, can't predict it.

one of my favorite cinematic examples of that phenomenon?
about half of this movie:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Raising-Arizona-Need-to-Get-Some-Huggies

you'll either wet your pants from laughter, or wonder why the fuck everyone in the movie is screaming.

This video is one of the best on the sift right now... People need to not take stuff serious when its labeled "comedy"... If there isn't anything actually happening then it would be understandable, but if something is actually happening, I say stop being serious and just enjoy the video...

I occasionally missed the 'upvote comment' button with my mouse while the video was playing in the background just because of the uncontrollable fits of giggling.

huh

Ah, a classic contribution to the controversies playlist.

Whoever created this video is BRILLIANT! I love it so!!!

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How did I miss this before? I think I just found my next ringtone.

Or this would be great to wake the kids to. heheh WAKE UUUUUUPPPPP!!!

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Ears. Are. Bleeding.

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I giggled. Maybe even guffawed. But it's not THAT funny. And way too long.

Someone needs to * METAL this video. This is too hardcore for RockNRoll.

Oh, man, this made me laugh and laugh and laugh. Tears were rolling down my cheeks. Seriously. Damn!

*quality *metal

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