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Dear Dag and Lucky, (Wtf Talk Post)
People, it had nothing to do with Choggie. I couldn't care less that Choggie was banned - he wanted it to happen. And we were never "tight." Besides, everyone knew the ban wouldn't be permanent.
I wasn't trying to epically flameout or throw a tantrum. Really, I don't have a problem with any of you. I was trying to leave quietly. The problem was I forgot that people browse the recent comments. Whoops.
Anyway, if there was a way to remove my account without touching the videos, I would have done that. Mostly I just wanted my comments and old Sifttalks to go away.
A good chunk of the stuff I've written can be filed under three categories -
1.) Stupid things to say.
2.) Overreacting to something trivial.
-and the most common-
3.) Stuff that I took far too seriously.
I was embarrassed at being a stalker - I was embarrassed at starting a fight over a hairy ass video - I was embarrassed for all my stupid sift talk posts.
If you wanna move my videos to Siftbot, that's great. It's a fair compromise.
Again, sorry, I didn't realize that anybody would even notice. I certainly didn't expect a livid reaction.
Reddit has got a good system. They let you delete your account without touching your comments or posts. That would have been my ideal thing to do.
Also, I'm currently at -686 votes and sitting at rank 58. That can't be right. Sorry, I even screwed up Siftbot.
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