Any action on how long this video takes to be incorporated into some auto-tuned drum & bass masterpiece?

People that put obvious ten-second long ugly title screens onto videos like this should be drawn and quartered.

So I got my new Blu-ray player off Amazon, but it doesnt seem to work right

>> ^direpickle:

People that put obvious ten-second long ugly title screens onto videos like this should be drawn and quartered.


I agree. The worst thing about YouTube, aside from the forced commercials of late (refresh to skip in most cases), and the audio censorship (wow I finally found this clip I've been wanting to see again since I was 10 years old... WTH audio track removed!?) is people's need to put ugly-ass titles up front for way too long. Everybody and their mother has a "production" company that consists of taking clips from their phone or from elsewhere on the web and putting "an I'm a Fucknut Productions Production" title card up front.

Wow, I didn't think it could keep going, but by 2/3s of the way through I was starting to cheer for that box.

There must be something cylindrical in that box to keep its center of gravity shifting at a rate equal to the upward velocity of that incline.

In other words, a dildo.

(We never say your dildo... just a dildo...)

The box got rhythm! The box got rhythm! The box got rhythm! The box got rhythm! The box got rhythm! The box got rhythm! The box got rhythm! The box got rhythm!

It really annoyed me that they didn't stop it at the end of the video...I wanted to see it go on its way :<

I'd say the reason shipments are delayed because people take their time to film this instead of fixing the problem.

Why the hell did I just spend three minutes watching a box tumble?

Somebody should probably check to make sure the puppy in that box is okay.

Or that the hamster in the wheel has enough food and water.

Or call NASA to see if they're missing any mysterious, gravity-defying black matter.

If only I could get my truck to run this reliably.

Dang, there's my missing package!

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That's in the Amazon warehouse, it's how they power the conveyor belts. Turns out it's the collected works of Stephen King on a Kindle.

>> ^garmachi:

There must be something cylindrical in that box to keep its center of gravity shifting at a rate equal to the upward velocity of that incline.
In other words, a dildo.
(We never say your dildo... just a dildo...)

doesn't have to be cylindrical, just perfectly centered in the box.
or maybe it is isolating/vibrating and constantly changing the center of gravity.

That's what happens to the box when you choose Free Super Saver shipping. After the mandatory 3 day spin cycle on that treadmill, they send it on its way with all the regular shipments.

... and a new religion is born.


That box will keep flipping forever, in our hearts.

..

Sisyphean

I nearly jumped out of my seat at 1:32.

My hard drive!

My dildo! .. I mean, a dildo!

Yes, but dildo are funny after all >> ^mxxcon:

>> ^garmachi:
There must be something cylindrical in that box to keep its center of gravity shifting at a rate equal to the upward velocity of that incline.
In other words, a dildo.
(We never say your dildo... just a dildo...)

doesn't have to be cylindrical, just perfectly centered in the box.
or maybe it is isolating/vibrating and constantly changing the center of gravity.

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