The revolution is now the institution: DFT hits 500
Fellow Sifter and resident revolutionary dystopianfuturetoday just got his 500th star, brothers and sisters. As fate would also have it, he currently has the number 1 rated comment, but that should come as no surprise. Rarely a day passes without seeing a comment of his in the Top 5. High-ranked comments are par for the course for him. One can also usually find a video or two of his lingering in the Top 15. Needless to say, the guy has become a Sifting legend.
Now some will say that I'm heaping all this praise on DFT because we're gay for each other. I would ask that you all kindly refrain from such chatter, as Issykitty is already suspicious. For now, let's just say that we like turtles.
So give it up for my Sifting amigo dystopianfuturetoday for hitting this major milestone. I'm proud of what my friend has accomplished here. Now if you don't mind, we're going to spend a quiet afternoon together at the pet store.
PS: Dag, where's that privilege for Silver Diamonds? I'm still leaning toward the free pedicure.
Now some will say that I'm heaping all this praise on DFT because we're gay for each other. I would ask that you all kindly refrain from such chatter, as Issykitty is already suspicious. For now, let's just say that we like turtles.
So give it up for my Sifting amigo dystopianfuturetoday for hitting this major milestone. I'm proud of what my friend has accomplished here. Now if you don't mind, we're going to spend a quiet afternoon together at the pet store.
PS: Dag, where's that privilege for Silver Diamonds? I'm still leaning toward the free pedicure.
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kronosposeidonI'm already feeling *sticky about this one.
siftbotStickying this post at the top of Sift Talk - sticky requested by kronosposeidon.
fireflyCongrats, DFT. You’re no loser, that’s for sure!
uhohzombiesI h4xx0r3d some unencrypted wireless to pop in from vacation town and say CONGRATS DUDE! Fight the power!
kulpimscongrats, dft
MarineGunrockYou're feeling sticky because of all the ass gravy! Congrats, DFT!
choggieuggggghhhh-whoever brought this (ass-gravy) thing to the sift, please take the shit back to your anal-expulsive caverns, it's fucking sophomoric, tired, and apparently appeals to the basest of sensibilities....
As flippantly as I can be with expletives, this particular scatological reference makes me cringe whenever it is used-I think it was blankfuck, whom, if I ever had the pleasure to meet in person, I would force to drink a 40oz jar of Kosher pickle juice, and lock him in his own car-
dstsopijfrtdy
congrats, guess secondlife just lost its allure for ya, eh???
choggieand blankfist, if it wasn't you, I apologize sincerely.....
gorgonheapAlright way to go! I can't believe all the hours you've spend clicking pages on the internet have finally paid off in a non monetary way! At least you kinda have something to show for it. Congrats!
(really deep down I'm just jealous.)
IssykittyYAYYYYYYYYY!!! FIVE HUNDY BABAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
schmawyDFT was the first guy I met on the Sift, and was the one that made me realize that this place is exceptional. Congratulations to you, and you're right, Dystopia really isn't that bad!
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(that better, choggie?)
rottenseedthat's a lot of fucking stars.
dystopianfuturetodayGawrsh (blushes).... thanks everybody.
dystopianfuturetoday*quality
siftbotAwarding kronosposeidon with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by dystopianfuturetoday.
dotdudedystopiandiamondnow!
critttterWowy wow. That IS alot of fucking stars. And your posts were one of the reasons I joined. Thanks for that.
schmawy>> ^critttter:
Wowy wow. That IS alot of fucking stars. And your posts were one of the reasons I joined. Thanks for that.
Ditto.
youdiejoemad props to DFT!
TofumarDystopia never looked so...well...diamondy.
Congrats!
choggiegonna use that salad coupon-
maatcWelcome to Dystopia, where beaches are made of diamonds and beers are a nickel. Congrats!
ZifnabWow that was fast! Great stuff dystopianfuturetoday! Congrats!!
SarzyI can't think of a witty comment so... congrats DFT!
gwiz665Once you wanted Revolution,
Now you're the Institution.
Hows it feel to be the man?
It feels like the night of too many stars. Congratulations on your fair share of them.
JAPRWay to go man! Keep the great vids coming.
Eklek(opens the comment door to the party..)
^Five Hundred PAH-TAY over HERE!!!^^^^^
Keep them quality vidz comin', dft and all of you:)
Let's say there will never be a day in the history of humanity without quality videos..
and VideoSift is and will be the online hub to facilitate this.
Cheers!
>> ^Issykitty:
http://dark.videosift.com/talk/The-revolution-is-now-the-inst
itution-DFT-hits-500
CrosswordsAs you sit atop your throne of sifted videos cackling as the madness of power spreads though your veins like warm butterscotch pudding, take a moment to reflect upon those who have helped you reach such dizzying heights. Those who dutifully upvote videos in your forced labor camps, lest they feel the sting of a whip at their back.
Huzzah!
blankfistWow, I'm always late to the party. Jesus Christ. Hey, mi hombre, major congratulations! I am going to jump inside this here internets and rub ass gravy all over your body to congratulate you in that non-gay sort of way. DFT, you climbed from 250 to 500 in record time. Major congratulations. You're one of my favorite Sifters on here. Keep it up, brother.
oxdottirGrats, big guy!
blankfistSo, you can pretty much write whatever you want in here and DFT will be forced to upvote it just as long as you add a congratulations to it. Watch and see. Hey DFT, I will so do your mother! And congratulations.
my15minuteshey dft! i'm telling everyone that your real name is waldo, and that banky and i already did your mom, and she was delicious.
even better than those weird sandwiches i got from australia.
congrats!
fissionchipsIndubitably, DFT is the most magnanimous monocled magistrate of the Sift.
Way to go!
dagComment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)
Thanks DFT - you are a pillar of Sift. We're going to give you the power to turn the whole Sift inky black with your * dark invocation.
FjnbkCongratulations! And please explain your username for us.
FedquipCongrats, welcome to the club, you will be approached by a man on the street soon with more information.
kronosposeidonDamn, schmawy; you of ALL people should realize how easy it is to manipulate stuff on the computer. I'll take syrup. ↓
>> ^schmawy: /
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8217Huge grats!
blankfistI just clipped and saved.
therealblankmanI came here to say nice things, but what's the point now? It's all been said.
Congrats.
lauraLike you're cool, man. Or chick. I gotta go look back at the thread where most of us came out on gender... I don't remember!
I love your posts, though. cngrts
dystopianfuturetoday^I'm a dood, ftr.
MarineGunrockYeah, and the only person that came out here was Blankfist.
But we all knew that about him anyway.
blankfist^that means he's got a penis, ftr.
kronosposeidon>> ^schmawy:
>> ^critttter:
Wowy wow. That IS alot of fucking stars. And your posts were one of the reasons I joined. Thanks for that.
Ditto.
Wow. That's beautiful. Seriously.
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My posts are usually the reason people immediately run their antivirus software.
snoozedoctorYou are consistently right on queue, both with posts and comments. One very entertaining dude.
NetRunnerCongrats dft. Well deserved.
8383Who?
cheesemooHey, congratulations on being awesome!
blankfist^suck up
guessandcheckcongrats
Farhad2000Congrats
kronosposeidon*unsticky
siftbotUnstickying this post from the top of Sift Talk - unsticky requested by kronosposeidon.
Zonbiehehe, nice, 500 stars
yeah, I have seen lots of posts from DTF - so I hope you are around for another 500 
Congrats, and btw, are they going to be anymore awards after 500
choggieAll ball-busting aside, great to have some solid entertainers here, stick around till you meet someone with touchable parts....then get it to join too, so we can bust her re-pros-
lucky760Super big congratulations fun show! Jzs cripes what an accomplishment, and swell deserved for your innumerable contributions to the enjoyability of the Sift. Actually I guess they are numerable: 500. SiftBot said your gentle touch was like one not felt in years. (I know you said it could only be the once, but I think Sifty still aches for one more touch from you.)
randomizeOh, man, i've been here as long as you have!
i guess i'm just lazy, congrats none the less!
E_Nygmagreat job, dft. i really like it when you post good stuff. it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. remember that time that you got 500 stars? man, that was great. i look forward to seeing more stuff that you like.
thus completes my mandatory community service for the day.
E_Nygmaand of course, in all seriousness, awe-inspiring work. you've reached dizzying heights.
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