Fellow Sifter and resident revolutionary dystopianfuturetoday just got his 500th star, brothers and sisters. As fate would also have it, he currently has the number 1 rated comment, but that should come as no surprise. Rarely a day passes without seeing a comment of his in the Top 5. High-ranked comments are par for the course for him. One can also usually find a video or two of his lingering in the Top 15. Needless to say, the guy has become a Sifting legend.

Now some will say that I'm heaping all this praise on DFT because we're gay for each other. I would ask that you all kindly refrain from such chatter, as Issykitty is already suspicious. For now, let's just say that we like turtles.

So give it up for my Sifting amigo dystopianfuturetoday for hitting this major milestone. I'm proud of what my friend has accomplished here. Now if you don't mind, we're going to spend a quiet afternoon together at the pet store.

PS: Dag, where's that privilege for Silver Diamonds? I'm still leaning toward the free pedicure.