Deluxe model Japanese blow job machine. "Stand up, you like!" They have smaller more affordable models as well.
http://wackyjapanese.pandemonium.de/files/2008/04/blowjob.jpg

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Sperm collector, eh? "I am not masturbating! It's for science!"

How do they collect eggs?

>> ^Opus_Moderandi:

How do they collect eggs?


With more suction

>> ^Opus_Moderandi:

Sperm collector, eh? "I am not masturbating! It's for science!"
How do they collect eggs?


It's ironic that you said "For Science" because the first thing that it reminded me of is the Turrets from Portal...

"I'm different."
"Hello?"
"Are you there?"
"I see you!"

This is to sex what a treadmill is to running

I shall call it a "fuckmill"

I'll take two.

What a strange-looking pencil sharpener.

Yes, what ever is that thing? I have no clue either...

Maybe it's a kissing machine for children. You know, when parents are too tired to kiss their kids on the cheek, they just hook them up to the machine.

Or maybe, it can pump gas or something.

Whatever it is, it's from asia, so it must be proper and noble.

Upvote for the fuckmill tag.

and you people thought there was no commercial application for the artificial mouth.


Ooooooo, Errrrrrr, OOOOOOHHHHHH, Uuuuulllllll, NNNNNNNNNN, AAAAHHHHHHH

Upvote for uncanny valley. Lolzorz.

I'd hit it.

This thing will put the Jizzle guys out of business.

My question is, how did they get the midget hooker inside?

@Norsuelefantti

Actually, it is China (Taiwan), not Japan this time. The Japanese are blogging about it though. The headline of that blog literally translates as "At last! A machine that will suck the sperm out for us!"

Are they gonna make an adult size model? (obligatory rimshot)

I'm getting an H.R. Giger vibe from this thing. Not the type of object I'd want my penis anywhere near.

It also doubles as a generator AND keeps antlions away!

Did that guy just finger robot vagina? And he thinks it's clean? Reallllllly?

>> ^AnimalsForCrackers:

I'm getting an H.R. Giger vibe from this thing. Not the type of object I'd want my penis anywhere near.
It also doubles as a generator AND keeps antlions away!


That is exactly who I thought of as well.

>> ^mxxcon:
I'd hit it.


That's the whole idea I should think...

Not only is that fucking gross, but it looks DANGEROUS AS HELL, and it leaves me wondering JUST HOW SMALL are azn dicks? I mean seriously. You can fit in that tiny little hole? REALLY? O.o

Who makes sure it's cleaned for the next person? I'd use it but wouldn't want to clean it. Roommate rules are in order.

I can only imagine that there is a warning label that says "Do not use for an extended period of time"

Best arcade game ever!

Looks unstable, like it might tip over. I suggest attaching it to something more stable, like inside a public speaking podium.

"Coming" to a sperm bank near you!

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