*holyshit!

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The Moose got up and walked away.

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in alaska we just turn on the windshield wipers and keep going...

Personally I give the moose a 6. Nice spiral and excellent straight legs with hooves inverted, but she didn't stick the landing.

Pause it at the right time and you can see the other car is messssssed up.

>> ^eric3579:

The Moose got up and walked away.


Pause it just right and you can see bone sticking out of its leg... if it got up it wasn't walking

haha omg I can't stop laughing...

I cracked my bumper couple months back myself, ran over this big doberman in middle of road I was doing about 65, talk about disintegrating canine. Luckily only cost 200 bucks to repair.

>> ^cito:

haha omg I can't stop laughing...
I cracked my bumper couple months back myself, ran over this big doberman in middle of road I was doing about 65, talk about disintegrating canine. Luckily only cost 200 bucks to repair.


????

*nature *wtf

Woah, Bullwinkle!

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>> ^cito:

haha omg I can't stop laughing...
I cracked my bumper couple months back myself, ran over this big doberman in middle of road I was doing about 65, talk about disintegrating canine. Luckily only cost 200 bucks to repair.


Whew! Glad you were able to repair the doberman.

Damn humans, you scary!

And you would think with these prey mammals having eyes on the sides of their heads they could see 2 fucking cars coming up

Should this be considered *eia?

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Physics is weird. So if I were to be hit by a car, I could be launched into another car just like this poor moose? I would have expected that I would stick to the crashed windshield of the other car until it slowed down??

Ah, now that I have slowed down the video I see what is going on (thanks VLC). The moose is not launched towards the car, it is just moving upwards and to the other side of the road as the point-of-view car moves in rapidly for the kill.

I am from the city, what are the rules for which car's owner gets to put the moose in their fridge in this situation?

Here anyway, a roadkill moose is left on the side of the road and someone notifies people on a waiting list and they come and get the kill.

well thats one way to hunt

Holy Shit!

Yum, fresh chocolate mousse.

The car with the cam seems to stop near-instantly... whoa. I would've expected more serious damage.

Can anyone tell for sure if it's a moose or a deer?

that was not the chocolate mousse i ordered!

>> ^eric3579:

Can anyone tell for sure if it's a moose or a deer?


The colour and size have me wane towards Female elk. Moose are generally darker and built differently, its more a deer then a moose, but its more an elk than a deer.

My three cents.

>> ^mxxcon:

And you would think with these prey mammals having eyes on the sides of their heads they could see 2 fucking cars coming up
Should this be considered eia?


Nah because the speed at which cars move is much faster than anything their genetics tells them to fear. Their eyes can probably see it fine but the disconnect could be in their brain not behind able to process angles of this huge beasts coming at them at an incalculable speed.

Wait...is that sarcasm box next to submit new comment new?

Seriously, why do people film this stuff? Is filming your driving becoming some kind of a new fad?

With the advent of cheap quality cams, infinite storage, etc. It probably wont be long before car insurance requires little cams around all car corners. Liability will be as simple as reviewing the footage from all cars nearby.

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Lifecasting will become the default. We'll all wear pendant cameras around our neck at all times. Nothing will go unrecorded, but we'll share the good parts. How many terabytes would be required to store 80 years of life at say 720P?>> ^deathcow:

With the advent of cheap quality cams, infinite storage, etc. It probably wont be long before car insurance requires little cams around all car corners. Liability will be as simple as reviewing the footage from all cars nearby.

Totally! And then next our dreams will be recordable like the Wim Wenders film "Till The End Of The World" and then all bets are off.>> ^dag:

Lifecasting will become the default. We'll all wear pendant cameras around our neck at all times. Nothing will go unrecorded, but we'll share the good parts. How many terabytes would be required to store 80 years of life at say 720P?>> ^deathcow:
With the advent of cheap quality cams, infinite storage, etc. It probably wont be long before car insurance requires little cams around all car corners. Liability will be as simple as reviewing the footage from all cars nearby.

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Or Brainstorm.

>> ^youdiejoe:

Totally! And then next our dreams will be recordable like the Wim Wenders film "Till The End Of The World" and then all bets are off.>> ^dag:
Lifecasting will become the default. We'll all wear pendant cameras around our neck at all times. Nothing will go unrecorded, but we'll share the good parts. How many terabytes would be required to store 80 years of life at say 720P?>> ^deathcow:
With the advent of cheap quality cams, infinite storage, etc. It probably wont be long before car insurance requires little cams around all car corners. Liability will be as simple as reviewing the footage from all cars nearby.

It's a deer. There is a saying with hitting moose.

"If you see two legs, you stand a chance. If you see four, you're dead."

Er...something like that. Been a while since I lived in Minnesota.

>> ^Yogi:

Wait...is that sarcasm box next to submit new comment new?


nope, it's new.

Do the ambulances still have to wait their turn?

Yeah, that doesn't look like a moose - it's too small. Hard to tell with youtube player's crap-tacular seek ability, but it definitely looks like a deer.

A deer?, shit, there goes my Rocky and Bullwinkle joke.
And I might have to dig up a copy of the movie Brainstorm, that looks almost bad enough to watch.

Looks like it's going to be a dear windscreen replacement.

>> ^dag:

Lifecasting will become the default. We'll all wear pendant cameras around our neck at all times. Nothing will go unrecorded, but we'll share the good parts. How many terabytes would be required to store 80 years of life at say 720P?>> ^deathcow:
With the advent of cheap quality cams, infinite storage, etc. It probably wont be long before car insurance requires little cams around all car corners. Liability will be as simple as reviewing the footage from all cars nearby.



Assuming 4 Mb/s compressed, about 1200 TB, but that's including when you're asleep, where a camera could perhaps stop recording. Not that much, really, I thought it would be more, so maybe I messed up my calculations.

YouTube has over 48 hours of video uploaded every minute these days, so must have massive amounts of storage, although after deduplication, it's probably only about 30 seconds...

Definitely a deer. If it were a moose, then the car would be the one doing the upside-down 360 through the air.

Even more incredible, the automatic face tracking and tagging, will make it possible to follow someones life entirely in 3rd person from everyone else's camera, with only few outages where you can alwaysgo into 1st person.
>> ^dag:

Lifecasting will become the default. We'll all wear pendant cameras around our neck at all times. Nothing will go unrecorded, but we'll share the good parts. How many terabytes would be required to store 80 years of life at say 720P?>> ^deathcow:
With the advent of cheap quality cams, infinite storage, etc. It probably wont be long before car insurance requires little cams around all car corners. Liability will be as simple as reviewing the footage from all cars nearby.

Definitely not a moose. Hitting a moose is like hitting two thousand pounds of bricks that are propped up on four poles. The moose comes right through your windshield and, if it's not knocked out or dead, proceeds to flail everyone in the car to death. That is, if you are not dead yet.

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Yes! And when you can stitch together everyone's camera view, you've invented virtual time travel - with the ability to view anything at any time.>> ^gwiz665:

Even more incredible, the automatic face tracking and tagging, will make it possible to follow someones life entirely in 3rd person from everyone else's camera, with only few outages where you can alwaysgo into 1st person.
>> ^dag:
Lifecasting will become the default. We'll all wear pendant cameras around our neck at all times. Nothing will go unrecorded, but we'll share the good parts. How many terabytes would be required to store 80 years of life at say 720P?>> ^deathcow:
With the advent of cheap quality cams, infinite storage, etc. It probably wont be long before car insurance requires little cams around all car corners. Liability will be as simple as reviewing the footage from all cars nearby.

>> ^mxxcon:

Should this be considered eia?


Absolutely. That moose just evolved wingless flight. Not only is that a huge step in the evolution of the moose, it's a first in all known creatures.

*eia

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I had to say it... "Isn't Rockie is suppose to be the flying one? Not Bullwinkle?"