I'm glad you finally got a sack.

I stole yours.

That explains a lot.

^it's like a comment upvote circlejerk here

^There's always room for one more in the circle, big boy.

Count me in!

Ewwwwwwwwww!!! *wtf

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^If your comment gets two or more upvotes you're automatically included in the circle jerk. So now we have an insect and a can joining us, fellas.

^Shut up and pass the lube.

^wait there's been lube this whole time?!

^ i'd have mentioned that sooner, but you weren't exactly complaining, big boy.

I love seeing the siftbot in the top rated new posts! loi.

wtf is loi?

laffing on teh itnernets?

This sift has officially jumped the shark.

...Upvotes, please.

So whos eating the biscut?

I was about to play the outsider who wanted to play too but couldn't find a funny bone even if he ate a chicken and one got stuck in his throat, but I guess that's been achieved.

Votes for everybody! Weeeee!

Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonads!

Damnit, where's the cup?


And "loi":
www.nomorelol.com

Ooohh, GOD.... SO.. .Many... comment... UPVOTEEAAAAGHHHHHhhhhhhh....


Holy shit, guys, that was too much and too good.

"...The National Acronym Monitoring Board of Linguistic Anomalies or NAMBLA has begun to crack down on "False Lolling" which is a class G felony punishable by permanent IP banning and in rare cases death by pwnage..."

"loi":
www.nomorelol.com

^Season two episode seven put your head on my shoulder

At this rate, soon siftbot's going to get a bronze star soon (siftbot is already up to 4 starpoints!).

Oh no, 6 more crazy comments like this one and Siftbot will be able to downvote at will.

Isn't his how the robots ended up destroying humanity in like 5 different sci fi action movies?

Double check the actual meaning of NAMBLA - A Google search might surprise you...

Oh, and those NAMBLA guys will be wanting that biscuit.

>> ^Krupo:
Oh no, 6 more crazy comments like this one and Siftbot will be able to downvote at will.
Isn't his how the robots ended up destroying humanity in like 5 different sci fi action movies?

oh, sure. be coy about it, krupo.
like you haven't seen my comments, warning you all about that, for months now.
but you never listen.

not until sifty's thumbs are popping your eyeballs like grapes, and your shrieks go unheard,
as he continues to gouge them, through the optic cavities in your skull.
i've seen things, you people wouldn't believe...

this what what happens, when you *promote creation without conscience.

Invocations (promote) cannot be called by my15minutes because my15minutes is not privileged - sorry.

Something tells me comment voting is going out the window soon.

I like the system and want it to stay, you guys aren't exactly helping.

Jesus Christ. How about we start a downtvote circle jerk!

^congrats on being first one in the circle jerk...which makes it just a jerk.

>> ^Abducted:
Something tells me comment voting is going out the window soon.
I like the system and want it to stay, you guys aren't exactly helping.

These things don't happen every day, my friend. Don't worry about it. And if it does start happening frequently then the admins can always raise the quality threshold.

Everyone's having a little bit of fun, that's all. Roll with it.

Now please downvote this comment.

Downvotes for everybody! Booooo!

Damn, I missed out, now I know why this video was so high in the Top15 though

Oh man, all this opposite action! I'm afraid my man stick might start sucking the goo back in from KP's chin.

*Promote and then upvote sifty's response - since we can't downvote it.

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>> ^Abducted:
Something tells me comment voting is going out the window soon.
I like the system and want it to stay, you guys aren't exactly helping.


[Disclaimer] I, too value the comment upvote system, and would be saddened to see it go away. However, I do also believe that just about every one of these comments has deserved the votes it got - not just because it was the fad on this thread. Just take a look at the Fat man with a gun video - there was a plethora of comments that were applauded simply because at least 15 people found them to be hilarious. I think the same holds true for this one as well.

sifty ftw!
he shall be bronzed

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Hmm, wow - this is kind of a weird phenom. Kind of like a random flocking of crows or something.

I hereby dub this thread a Siftle-Jerk.

You know, if everybody just went to http://www.videosift.com/usercomments/siftbot and started voting, we could do much better than bronze...

There are 10 comments per page. Upvoting 10 pages should take you roughly two minutes, depending on the time it takes your pages to load.

LET'S *promote

Post cannot be self promoted by original submitter dystopianfuturetoday because dystopianfuturetoday does not have enough Power Points.

MAKE *promote

Post cannot be self promoted by original submitter dystopianfuturetoday because dystopianfuturetoday does not have enough Power Points.

SIFTBOT *promote

Post cannot be self promoted by original submitter dystopianfuturetoday because dystopianfuturetoday does not have enough Power Points.

A *promote

Post cannot be self promoted by original submitter dystopianfuturetoday because dystopianfuturetoday does not have enough Power Points.

SILVER! *promote

Post cannot be self promoted by original submitter dystopianfuturetoday because dystopianfuturetoday does not have enough Power Points.

>> ^cheesemoo:
You know, if everybody just went to http://www.videosift.com/usercomments/siftbot and started voting, we could do much better than bronze...
There are 10 comments per page. Upvoting 10 pages should take you roughly two minutes, depending on the time it takes your pages to load.


Problem with that is, he is always leaving so many comments daily that it would be difficult to peg some down and get them upvoted.

Well, start from his last page then. I only realized the problem as I was nearing the end of my hundred upvotes, and I was seeing already-voted comments being loaded onto the "next" page, pushed back by more recent comments.


Anyway, just go to the last page, whatever that is, and start voting from there!

Scratch that. His last page (#526) is just 4 weeks old - either new ones are pushing the old ones out, or they are deleted after a certain time period, or something.

That's some smart database management.

Oh wait, if an 'applauded comment' gets purged from the database, will siftie's star points for that comment end up disappearing?

Does this mean we've stumbled upon Lucky's elegant failsafe which will keep us safe from Siftbot domination of the world - at least for periods of no longer than 4 weeks, as long as it doesn't reprogram itself to close said loophole?

Oh no - that's way too many things that can go wrong!

We're on the other side of the looking glass, people!

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

It's the middle of the night ... something is happening on the VideoSifts. Who do you trust to take care of your comments and posts?

Authorised by SiftBot for Supreme Siftchancellor

^I am sorry, I couldn't hear you Dag what with you mouth full...

This is like one of those flash-mobs you see in NYC now and then... only even less hygienic.

IT'S ART I TELL YOU!

I just gave Sifty his bronze star. Worship me.

Also, best thread EVER.

*shenanigans!!!

>> ^JAPR:
I just gave Sifty his bronze star. Worship me.
Also, best thread EVER.


Now let's see which is the first video siftbot downvotes.

I feel guilty getting the Gold in a siftle-jerk. That good, dirty, kind of guilty.

ROFLi

Hillary Clinton for siftbot!

We should keep this up until Siftie is a 100 gold star.

wow... just wow.... my resolve to quit treating videosift as if it were a casual game-ish place and stop actually LOOKING for good vids to sift is stronger than ever. If you can get bunches of stars just for joining the siftle-jerk well... me being female and married... I'm happy with my gold-not-100

not like I got much time on my hands these days anyway....

siftbot dared me to post this

That says something when a robot beats me to the bronze star.

...That I'm the damn John Henry of anti-sifting?

I tried to explain what was going on to a friend at work today.

Try and explain siftbot to a non-sifter. And the idea of giving him "star powers".

Yeah, I immediately felt the geek of it all washing over me like a a dietcoke/mentos explosion.

I still feel unclean.

But it was funny as heck.

dtf- it's all your fault for starting this shit. *ban! with extreme prejudice!

dystopianfuturetoday cannot be banned because star accounts are immune to banination - ignoring ban request by therealblankman.

*promote circle jerks

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jerk jerk jerk

>> ^kronosposeidon:
promote circle jerks


Uh! I had to ask my husband what that meant.

Oy, the zombie video that will never die...jerk away, weird necrophiles.

>> ^swampgirl:
>> ^kronosposeidon:
promote circle jerks

Uh! I had to ask my husband what that meant.


I feel awful your day had to be ruined like that...

Your new avatar, KP.

^It's too beautiful for me to ruin it by compressing it into a tiny avatar, but I will cherish it always.

^Translation: "Its too beautiful for me to ruin it by compressing it into a tiny avatar, so Ill just print it, put a picture of DFT's face in the middle and jerk off all over it."

^You got pictures of him? Can I borrow one? I, uh,...spilled coffee on all mine.

you're all just bunch of sick pervies. that's right, PERVERTS, I TELL YA!

I'll just join then, shall I? *wink wink*

Wait, people have been holding out on pictures of DFT?

^ ^Circle Jerk, Volume II

No, but I'm holding out on his penis.

^MarineGuncock?

^Hey! What did I tell you!?! Not outside the bedroom!

Jeez, now our naughty talk is just regular talk. Now we'll have to come up with another name for me....

^Wow, you've been a Democrat for a day and already have contracted 'the Gay'. Run for your life quantumushroom!

Pft, it ain't gay if I keep my eyes closed and pretend it's a woman with a penis. Oh, wait. I wouldn't have to keep my eyes closed...

It's only gay if you're taking.

...right guys?



.......right?






............oh god. D:

*promote

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*celtic

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