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After a long nasty day its nice to see something funny before bed

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What's in my mouth? That could be a game show.

This can't be real life.

She sounds like she got a concussion. I guess the affects must be similar.

Why is that child wearing mascara?

>> ^Yogi:

Why is that child wearing mascara?


Huh? How old is she? Your wisdom teeth generally don't pop up until your late teens at the earliest. Unless she's some kind of mutant teeth abomination.

16-17 is "early" for wisdom teeth removal. Heard of people in their mid 20s getting them out. I was around 20 when I got mine out.

She can't be too young for make-up. She might have been unwise to put it on when she's going to get a procedure done, but I hadn't been put under before in my life before I had mine out.

The drugs certainly do make her act a lot younger, like a lost 6 year old.

I was quite lucid ~5 minutes after waking up after my own removal.

Amateurs.

Oh man, I wish I'd been put out. Had them out by an army dentist during the gulf war. A few shots of novacaine and right to work with the torture tools. I'll never forget the sound of the tooth being cracked away from my jaw and the dentist on top of me with his knee on my chest for leverage. Only one side too, so there went 5 years of orthodontics as my teeth shifted after the removal. Still, I should be glad they removed them at all. First time in a couple PFCs just ground the teeth down to nubs to keep them from putting pressure on the other teeth. Fucking army. Had splinters of tooth coming out through my gums for a year.

Not everyone can be David after the Dentist
>> ^quantumushroom:

This can't be real life.

that sounds quite medieval.>> ^TheFreak:

Oh man, I wish I'd been put out. Had them out by an army dentist during the gulf war. A few shots of novacaine and right to work with the torture tools. I'll never forget the sound of the tooth being cracked away from my jaw and the dentist on top of me with his knee on my chest for leverage. Only one side too, so there went 5 years of orthodontics as my teeth shifted after the removal. Still, I should be glad they removed them at all. First time in a couple PFCs just ground the teeth down to nubs to keep them from putting pressure on the other teeth. Fucking army. Had splinters of tooth coming out through my gums for a year.

>> ^TheFreak:

Oh man, I wish I'd been put out. Had them out by an army dentist during the gulf war. A few shots of novacaine and right to work with the torture tools. I'll never forget the sound of the tooth being cracked away from my jaw and the dentist on top of me with his knee on my chest for leverage. Only one side too, so there went 5 years of orthodontics as my teeth shifted after the removal. Still, I should be glad they removed them at all. First time in a couple PFCs just ground the teeth down to nubs to keep them from putting pressure on the other teeth. Fucking army. Had splinters of tooth coming out through my gums for a year.


My dad waited to get his wisdom teeth out, and they became impacted and then infected. He woke up one day with his jaw swollen out on one side and had to have an emergency extraction. He only found one doctor that would do it. They numbed him, but he was in too much pain for it to dull it out. Then the doctor straddled his chest and stuck a big steel bar with a crook into his mouth and hammered on the end of that with him watching and aware the whole time. Hit until he broke his tooth into a couple pieces and pulled them out. After he told me that, as soon as my dentist mentioned on needing to get my wisdom teeth out I was like "Do it but knock me out!"

i always found these vids strange cuz i wasnt anything remotely resembling inebriated when i got mine cut out, just a little sleepy was all. maybe i've got a high threshold for meds, i dunno

I had mine out when I was 26. Novacaine, Lidocaine or Whatevercaine only. As soon as the freezing wore off enough that I stopped drooling and could wrap my lips around the edge of a glass I was in the pub having a few beers. After all the horror stories I've heard I guess I was just lucky. And since everyone expected me to take a couple of days off work I was happy to oblige them.

Im 34 and am just getting them out next month. Ugh.

In other news... Hah! Poor girl. I'm sure she laughed pretty good at the video when she saw it later though.

"Dental Plan!!.... Lisa needs braces......Dental Plan!!.....Lisa needs braces...."

I had all 4 wisdom teeth taken out at once and the pain medication they gave me for home made me nauseous. Threw up for hours through clenched teeth because I couldn't physically open my teeth. Ended up ripping all the stitches out in the process too so I was a bloody, barfy mess. I thought I was going to drown.

Hmm that came out sounding awfully depressing.. not trying to be a downer over here!

dangit... that's another I missed by a few hours.

The more I watch this, the more I'm convinced it's an act.

ill never forget the sound of my teeth being smashed and the sight of bloody teeth fragments being removed... oh and the unimaginable pain that comes after the pain killers wear off.

Had mine out when I was 32. Word of advice: don't wait that long. I do not envy you, artician.

My wisdom tooth (yes it's only one) will be removed in a few weeks. The dentist said it's in a weird angle, so it shouldn't take more than 5 minutes to get that bastard out and i don't need severe Painkillers (probably the only bad news).

I guess you could call that luck.

>> ^PHJF:

I was quite lucid ~5 minutes after waking up after my own removal.
Amateurs.


*high five* I ate a cheeseburger on the way home from having my wisdom teeth removed. Had all 4 removed. No pain or confusion.

I'm writing a Debbie Downer sketch using your exact words ;-)
>> ^residue:

I had all 4 wisdom teeth taken out at once and the pain medication they gave me for home made me nauseous. Threw up for hours through clenched teeth because I couldn't physically open my teeth. Ended up ripping all the stitches out in the process too so I was a bloody, barfy mess. I thought I was going to drown.
Hmm that came out sounding awfully depressing.. not trying to be a downer over here!

4 non-impacted wisdom teeth removed at age 31. I remember up to when they put me under, but not the first few minutes after waking up. Remember being groggy for a bit but lucid. Not much pain throughout the whole experience. Only used a small fraction of the meds they recommended. The only real unpleasantness was swallowing blood and getting food stuck in the holes (until I realized how to high-pressure swish water through there). It takes awhile for the holes to fill in but you get used to it and it's no big deal.

Part 1

Love the blissful look on her face at 1:18 when she answers to "Does it hurt?"...

Dentists in my country aren't doctors, so they can't put you under without an anesthisiologist there, thus most dentists just use local anesthesia for this kind of thing.

When I had my teeth out, I apparently was resistant to the general anesthetic they used. I made it through the entire "Count down from 10" and my dentist didn't know what to do, so he had me start counting back up again.

Eventually I was knocked out though, but when I woke up, much like @PHJF, I was completely aware of everything. Wasn't loopy in the least. They figured I was bluffing, so they helped me down a hallway to a room where I was supposed to "Wake Up". (Probably helped me so I couldn't sue if I fell.) And then proceeded to leave me there looking at a wall for 15 minutes before anybody checked up on me again.

When they came in the second time they said "Are you awake now?" In a bubbly voice, to which I very flatly replied "Just as awake as I was 15 minutes ago, thanks." Felt bad about that later, but ffs, I was fine.

Unfortunately, my surgery didn't go as well as others. My mouth was very swollen (all 4 out) and the painkillers they gave me afterward didn't do anything except for make me drowsy. So, in a sense, they worked when I was sleeping, but I was in excruciating pain while I was still awake, finally had to get better painkillers.

Tl;Dr, The whole operation sucks.

Had some nerve damage in the left side of my lower jaw and lower lip when I had my teeth out. They warn you it's a possibility. I could move them, but they felt numb and the feeling slowly came back over the next week. Made it really bad about eating, like being novacained up for a long time.

It unfortunately didn't help with the pain, that was full intensity and there's nothing quite like a mouth injury...you just can't help but aggravate it.

Went on to have bell's palsy in that side of my face, always wondered if they were related.

Then over the years my teeth shifted around, caused my jaw to not align properly when I would bite down and now I have to wear a mouth guard because my front teeth strike when I bite down...so I don't slowly chip away my teeth by striking them at night when I sleep. Hit them enough during the day if Im not paying attention. When money allows going to have to get some adult braces to shift everything around and pull my jaw into better alignment.

Not a huge advocate of getting the wisdom teeth out, but I was basically told that if they come in bad they would ruin the teeth next to them if I didn't get them out.

The -caines rely on certain enzymes in your blood stream to interact with them in order to produce the numbing effect. I, apparently, lack these enzymes so at least lidocaine (which is what they usually use at the dentist even though they still call it Novocaine) doesn't work on me.

I had a root canal a few years ago with full feeling despite a ridiculous amount of shots to try to get me numb. I had my finger ribboned with a scalpel a week and a half ago under the same conditions.

It's really not that uncommon to find someone who doesn't respond to the anesthetic, yet nobody believes me when I tell them it's not going to work. That's the worst part. I end up paying for the shit because they insist on giving it to me after I tell them it doesn't work, then they start dicking around and have the nerve to act surprised when it becomes apparent that I can feel what they're doing.

I guess I have a high pain tolerance or something because the root canal for me wasn't anywhere near as bad as people who were numb described it as being. The worst part was the cramp in my jaw from having my mouth propped open for so long. (Insert joke about whores here.)

Not looking forward to having wisdom teeth pulled, though. I hope they can put me out for that and I hope whoever drives me home doesn't make a video.

Thanks mum. Thanks a lot.

39 and I've still got mine, I've always wondered how necessary removing wisdom teeth is because my dentist always seemed to eager to remove them, but never said they actually had to be removed. But if I ever need to have them removed I want to be 10x more out of it than even this chick is.

I took part in a pain med experiment and whatever they tested on me was dreamy; no pain and coming to was delightful with a dentist from Jamaica whose accent made everything especially irey.

My brother, on the other hand, must have got the placebo because he was 100% awake when the dentist put his knee to my brother's chest to really yank those suckers out. Poor guy...

>> ^00Scud00:

39 and I've still got mine, I've always wondered how necessary removing wisdom teeth is because my dentist always seemed to eager to remove them, but never said they actually had to be removed. But if I ever need to have them removed I want to be 10x more out of it than even this chick is.


Don't remove them unless you have to. If intact they are often the last teeth to remain and are very good to anchor the "fake teeth" to.

>> ^diction:

Dentists in my country aren't doctors, so they can't put you under without an anesthisiologist there, thus most dentists just use local anesthesia for this kind of thing.


Same here as well. I removed one wisdom tooth about two years ago. Just local anaesthesia and then took a bit more than an hour since it was a new dentist doing it under supervision. It was pretty annoying, since the new one gave up after about one hour and the experienced dentist took a look, drilled like hell for a few seconds and then pulled the tooth loose... Sure wished he would've done it immediately.

D: WHY D:

Maybe they gave her Ketamine:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketamine

The symptoms fit...

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>> ^jonny:

The more I watch this, the more I'm convinced it's an act.


Except there's a before clip... which is just as tripped out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v109m1S4l7c&feature=channel