Ok that must have slipped my ears. But I still get the impression that they aren't actually capable to talk about this topic.

To sum it up: Smart phones are expansive. I don't need one, so I don't want one and 17 reasons why people who constantly use their phones suck ass.

To give an outsiders perspective, I don't even know how the husband of Angela Merkel looks like, or what his name is (I guess half of it is Merkel).

I know that porn addiction is a real thing and can be a serious problem. But this video is just awful. The comparison they try to make is hilarious. Who is the "enemy"? What is the battlefield? What is the "Great War"? What strategies are they speaking of?

And another thing, I don't hear the words porn or addiction once in this video. Or anything specific in that matter. They don't even say what they want to say, without using horrible comparisons that make no sense. They want to convince someone to talk about his problems, but they don't have the guts to name the problem itself. And that doesn't give the impression that they are actually capable at all to talk about this topic.

AIDS deniers???

That's even more stupid than bugchasing. People who are deliberately having unprotected sex with people who got AIDS, to get infected themselves. I don't know if you heard of this, but apparently this is a thing that exists (at least here in germany).

Well maybe not more stupid, but at least as stupid.

Ok it's 8 years already, when does the master plan kick in? We are here for the whole world domination thing right?

*kill

To pronounce "seuss" like the word "choice" is actually how you would pronounce it in german.

And now this is part of my morning routine.

There is another video about plants... i mean pants http://videosift.com/video/How-to-wear-pants-part-2

Hahaha, that was funny... let's look at the comments... wait a minute is there a war going on?
All I saw was a guy riding a bike, he didn't get an erection when he saw the Nazi uniforms and he wasn't hugging a tree. So I guess he was just riding a bike. Maybe he saw the camera, maybe he didn't.

I was surprised to not see Miss Germany in a Dirndl. But I guess we have a mutual agreement with Austria and Switzerland who gets to wear one each year.

The Autobahn is for Germans what guns are for Americans.

Maybe it's time to use my first Powerpoint ever. So be it, *promote me Siftbot.