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eric3579*Hail Satan
siftbotSelf promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Friday, August 21st, 2015 7:07pm PDT - promote requested by original submitter eric3579.
articianThat guy was so awesome, but the woman behind him was way more so, with her "I have to listen to his shit all day, everyday" look on her face.
WasppSo that's what a Meth O.D. looks like.
gharkIt's like Reddit and twitch chat had a baby.
PlayhousePalsThat is some *quality trippin'!!!!!!! Love it!
siftbotBoosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by PlayhousePals.
oblio70Someone AutoTune this dude! He's golden!
shinyblurrysays...This is a picture of a tormented soul; he is lost and looking for the light, crushed under the weight of his own depravity. He is crying out for a Savior. This is a more lucid apprehension of the reality of human existence than most.
Praise the Lord that He has provided atonement for our sins, and made the way of reconciliation so that we can be delivered from sin and death.
eric3579Oh Shiny, you're a hoot.
HugeJerksays...Does that guy look like Karl Pilkington to anybody else?
Hiddekelsays...all him, all the time.
FantomasThis guy goes by "Onyx the Fortuitous" and I'm pretty sure he's doing an act.
He first got a lot of attention for his weird E3 interview.
dagComment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)
Reddit says that he spliced himself into the news report later.
articianThe #1 goal of any "Satanist" is to make fun of Christians and their religion. They're just trolling you because it's so easy to get responses like the one you posted. They want to get responses like that because it frazzles you, and provides an infinite source of amusement for them.
This is a picture of a tormented soul; he is lost and looking for the light, crushed under the weight of his own depravity. He is crying out for a Savior. This is a more lucid apprehension of the reality of human existence than most.
Praise the Lord that He has provided atonement for our sins, and made the way of reconciliation so that we can be delivered from sin and death.
shinyblurrysays...That may be true, and I am not taking everything he said entirely seriously, but I think he was being more honest than you might think.
The popular image of a Satanist, now a days, is some kind of hyper skeptic, but that isn't always the case. There are also religious Satanists, some who believe in the literal existence of the devil, and some who don't, but they worship and serve dark spirits. I think the majority of Satanists have a supernatural element to their beliefs.
The #1 goal of any "Satanist" is to make fun of Christians and their religion. They're just trolling you because it's so easy to get responses like the one you posted. They want to get responses like that because it frazzles you, and provides an infinite source of amusement for them.
shinyblurrysays...Someone just told me that this is an actor/director, and he was edited in after the fact. Hahaha that's pretty funny in retrospect but even still, very close to the truth intentionally or not
eric3579The video was edited. His part was added. Quite well id say
So since the cats out of the bag. Other videos that have been sifted from him
eric3579*related videos
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robdotIs he just messing with them?
newtboyLoved him, but he doesn't have to be a little cry baby about it. That guy is totally uncool.
Crybaby.
newtboyYes, but you also think that an all powerful, invisible overlord watches you poop and gets angry if you shake your penis more than twice after peeing.
I think the majority of Satanists have a supernatural element to their beliefs.
ulysses1904It looks like he is reading cue cards, he needs to work on his act. I knew there was something off about the editing, no TV report gives anyone that much screen time.
Asmosays...Actually, most satanists believe in veneration of the self over others. "Do whatever thou wilt" as it were.
Pretty much like any other religion, it's a mystical justification for behaving in the manner they want to (much like christianity is a justification for being judgmental and annoying ; ).
That may be true, and I am not taking everything he said entirely seriously, but I think he was being more honest than you might think.
The popular image of a Satanist, now a days, is some kind of hyper skeptic, but that isn't always the case. There are also religious Satanists, some who believe in the literal existence of the devil, and some who don't, but they worship and serve dark spirits. I think the majority of Satanists have a supernatural element to their beliefs.
entr0py"Satan is my senpai" would make a great bumper sticker.
zaustI swear this is true:
I raid in WoW with a healer called Senpai and when he saw this he instantly said he was going to pay for a name change.
Jinxsays...He called himself Senpai, what did he expect?
I swear this is true:
I raid in WoW with a healer called Senpai and when he saw this he instantly said he was going to pay for a name change.
Phoozsays...yummm! Splicy! (That's like spicy but it's like you can taste that it has been spliced)
A great character though and some decent editing work!
bareboards2Yeah, I bought the first appearance in the news report, but when he kept being shown again, and it was a live report, I knew it had to be edited.
Doesn't take away the fun of it for me.
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JustSayingStill, Satan's pretty cool.
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