Will do moose stuff for money.

Just gonna send it? What does he mean by that?

Thank your lucky stars he's not coming down your lane looking for a game of chicken.

No wonder my fisherman friends talk with fear about turning the corner in a stream and finding themselves staring at moose. I don't think I understood their scale until I saw the SUV opposite it.

He'll be here all week, ladies and gentlemen

I am assuming he is referring to the Canadian Tuxedo Clad Knight in this video: https://youtu.be/WIrWyr3HgXI
But I don't know why.

He was moosing around.

The first and only moose I've ever seen IRL was near the Grand Canyon. Instantly heard David Attenborough's voice in my head.

Nah, that makes them barbarians, which is defined as "people who talk funny".

why am I not surprised the guy driving with his cellphone out taking video all the time is running around with a broken drivers side mirror.

Wonder what's up with the marks on the back legs. Looks like either a skin infection or maybe scarring from wolves?