MacGyver Tornado Punch (3 seconds)

dystopianfuturetodaysays...

No, no, no... you see, while trying to determine the chicken's motivation for crossing the road, you've humorously overlooked the obvious fact that it intends to reach the other side. Get it?

>> ^jwray:
this is stupid and unrealistic

13439says...

Fizzicks is yur frend.

Imagine the state of the bones on the upper surface of your left hand after that particular move. I'm guessing "3d jigsaw puzzle".

Paybacksays...

Obviously Mac used the concussive force of rushing air to knock out the orderly so that his knuckles wouldn't be bruised so he could then use his spud-gun RPG -made from 2 toilet rolls and a tube of mint toothpaste- to blow out the wall so they could escape on the Segway he built from the old gurney, an autoclave, and a TI 99/4a.

God, I loved that show...

budzossays...

This is the episode where MacGyver's locked in a room by some bad guys. In order to escape he fashions that punch from an empty roll of toilet paper, rubbing alcohol and bobby pins.

>> ^berticus:
↓ ↙ ← P ?


That's a fireball. This is more of a dragon punch, which starts with a forward tap.

mas8705says...

>> ^berticus:
↓ ↙ ← P ?


That is to use a fireball Berticus... The input command is actually...

← ↓ ↙ ← P when staring at your foe from the right side...

also sorry for the double post, didn't see the last comment before mine... ><

berticussays...

oh. in my head i imagined this as a cyclone kick on the player 1 side, but using the punch button. it's not uppercutty enough to be a dragon punch to me </dork>

poolcleanersays...

>> ^obscenesimian:
Another pathetic example of the current state of the sift.
mullet
patti
selma


Pathetic. Really? No... really? It's humor, just because you don't get it, doesn't invalidate its worth.

The sift is what the sift is. Jog on, sir.

Paybacksays...

^ ^ Omfg, we just came out of an era of the sift where if someone, somewhere, said something about Palin, McCain, Obamania, or Ron Paul's LOLcat collection, it was the only thing we were allowed to vote on.

obscenesimiansays...

Pardon my intolerance


I hate McGuyver like I hate jazz and kittens. And don't mistake my humor, just because you don't get it, eater of Baby Ruth.

thepinkysays...

That is magical. I watched it six times and laughed harder every time. It's almost as good as Drama Prairie Dog or the Narcoleptic cat.

BoneRemakesays...

it is 11:43 pm where I am. I clicked on the play button and LITERALLY burst out laughing....

IF MY ROOMATE was here ..with his dog, fun things would of happened because of this video. hahhahahahhaha thanks for that piece of awesome.

BoneRemakesays...

well obviously the poster will realise that this was for a different post. hurrah hurrah, and all that. happy halloween and eat candy and get fat. other then that...
eat some white chocolate... make yourself feel conflicted with the white chocolate.

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