Yikes! Hahaha! "And now... a MOTH"

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It's nice of Jesus to appear in goatee form as well as clean shaven. There's a man with a sense of variety.

Also, hat's off to the hard-hitting, investigative journalism the public can count on to be well-informed citizens.

Jesus is everywhere....but he is no where. When your illusion requires no proof....actually demands that you require none, well, is there a limit? Jesus, if he existed at all, has got all the illusionists beat by miles. David Copperfield and Chris Angel...step aside for the master. Jesus doesn't even have to do ANYTHING (maybe not even exist), and people just eat it up. UNBELIEVABLE!!

I'm a big fan of Everything is Terrible.

it's nice that we're so certain jesus had a goatee. some things never go out of style!

SAVE ME CHEEZUS!!!

I don't know about you but I always enjoy a big stack of pankcakes with a side of our holy father.

ok, I get everythingisterrible on tuesdays, thursdays, saturdays and alternating sundays.

Finders keepers.

Definitive proof of the existence of grilled cheese sandwiches.

If god is all knowing and all powerful, why would he appear on your cheese sandwich? cos he's mysterious? what like an '8yr old's sense of humor' mysterious?

I know he was born in a manger... but I'm pretty sure Jesus isn't announcing the second coming from your spoon.

Jesus even appears here:

http://www.bay-of-fundie.com/img/2007/dog-ass-jesus2.jpg

Why does it always have to be Jesus or the Virgin Mary? I'm sure he's the ONLY guy with long hair and a beard back in Roman times. He's stealing a lot of credit.

is it a holy image, or....
A BUCKET OF FILTH!

And finally, an image of Allah in a bucket of pig slop and rat feces.

*watches news station burn to the ground*

My favourite is the one in the slab of marble.

"...an image of what we know as our redeemer, uh, millions of years ago, before he came to earth."

Doesn't such extreme and pervasive stupidity kind of disprove the existence of god?

Here's my ultrasound.

"It seems like if Jesus was going to show up anywhere, it wouldn't be in ice cream" -- yeah, because after you've popped your mug onto a fucking Cheetoh, ice cream is just so declasse.

jeeto.

I saw Jesus in my cornflakes

BTW, I find it more then hilarious that they found a rock with a picture of Jesus in it, dating one million years ago, when Christianity is based of the fact that existence is 4000 years old!

Let's make some Virgin Mary pancakes and sell them to morons on eBay.

I see Jesus in the wrinkles on my nutsack. I think that's why I feel so guilty when I'm jacking off...

You see that embed, that is his head, you see that comment thread, that is his body, you see the friends of the sift at the bottom of the page they are sandals, you see the advert at the top of the page that's his halo.

You might not see him, but that's because you have to be bronze star level and above.

Related sift: Jesus sightings in a public toilet.

Although my personal favorite Jesus sighting is here: http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusional_misidentification_syndrome

CRAZIES!

This vid is more an indictment of crappy local news shows than crazy christians. We all know that fundamentalist wackos are going to see "visions and miracles" everywhere. Whats grotesque is that these "journalists" are happy to pad their programs with 5 minutes of ridiculous fluff.

And finally, That squirrel can waterski.

Stay classy San Diego!

Idol worshippers

Next... Jesus shaped herpes sore on man's left scrotum.

Do you think a skidmark would sell?

Amazingly, as we zoomed out from the nuclear test ground, we found the image of jesus burned into the desert sand.

So much valuable airtime... wasted.

I see it in the Blues News logo!

say: I don't remember seeing any pictures in the bible.

read: I'm suggesting people who ride motorcycles should believe in looking both ways when entering an intersection.