hehe nice. What would satisfy my need for horrible puns is a chicken humping a cat.

Nobody's going to tell that dog what he can or he can't boink.

What happened after that? Did the chicken escape?

Hahaha, as soon as I saw that title, I thought to myself "I'll bet blankfist submitted this." I looked down, and lo and behold...

And the cameraman... he just stood there.

This is just... to good for words... please go to #1!

>> ^ant:
What happened after that? Did the chicken escape?


Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

Wow. A video ant voted up?!

so young and already a sex offender

and 3 weeks later that chicken laid black and white furry eggs.

There are approximately 101 reasons it would suck to be a chicken. This is just one of them.

Alternative titles:
- If gwiz was a dog.
- If blankfist was a chicken.
- If westy's mouth was a wooden crate.

I actually expected this to be a gwiz submission. He had a little rape-streak going a while back. With the videos, I mean.

There was no love at all in that scene. Just sex. Banal, animal sex.

>> ^GoodAttorney:
There was no love at all in that scene. Just sex. Banal, animal sex.

Just the way the good lord intended it.

You know this video's title gave me high expectations of it. And the video itself satisfied my expectations. I'd say this was a win for me, this site, the internet, and perhaps the planet as a whole.

sex with no content.
we need to discuss this.

That chicken had it coming. Did you see the way she was dressed?

When I read the title, I was wondering what it was going to be a metaphor for. Imagine my surprise when I clicked through.

>> ^handmethekeysyou:
When I read the title, I was wondering what it was going to be a metaphor for. Imagine my surprise when I clicked through.


You're new around here, aren't you?

wow, upvote for title alone.

The chicken had it coming, she shouldn't have been dressed like that

its time for... the CHICKEN SONG! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-P9z3m3TSM

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid being raped.

That dog should learn that cluck means cluck!

Their babies are going to be so messed up.

It sure looks like Hand Banana to me. He only knows a few words like good, ball, and RAPE.

So when a dog does it, it's cute, but when I do it, suddenly I'm arrested for "Public Displays of Indecency". What a world!

Who came first... the chicken or the dog?

>> ^BicycleRepairMan:
its time for... the CHICKEN SONG! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-P9z3m3TSM


So true.

It looked consenting to me. The fact that it's being filmed means it must be a regular occurrence, so obviously the chicken keeps coming back for more. And I didn't hear her say a safeword.

At first, I was all like, "ha ha, this is funny", then at :40...shit got real.
By 1:20 I was all, "scream chicken! yell for help, run!"
Then right at the end I noticed the camera setup capturing the scene was a little too perfect and the event was a little too well staged.

FAKE!

That chicken could fuck that dog up so fast. One good flying talon strike to the face and it's over. Their claws are really, really sharp.

I mean let's be honest......who doesn't want to hump a chicken?

My friend Fi has said on numerous occasions that if she had a dick for the day she'd stick it in a chicken, but I've never asked her if she means dead or alive

>> ^alien_concept:
I've never asked her if she means dead or alive


Does that really matter?

>> ^xxovercastxx:
>> ^alien_concept:
I've never asked her if she means dead or alive

Does that really matter?


You tell me, I don't have a penis