"Shave and get drunk because you're already brilliant!"

That's gonna be the title of my autobiography

Hell, who needs to shave?

Just get drunk!

Awesome!

Shave and then get drunk, fuck I've been doing it all wrong.

>> ^rasch187:
"Shave and get drunk because you're already brilliant!"
That's gonna be the title of my autobiography


You certainly have the drunk part down. Keep working on the other two!

Stroke the Man's ego and hand him a beer and he'll be your best friend for ever!

But women are a little more complicated, First we must shake their self confidence, discredit their abilities and then when they start to doubt their self worth, offer them a way to fix everything by Shopping!

Sadly, this IS Advertising... And we pay to see it!

So funny
I watched it twice! Brilliant!

Hahaha, this is fantastic.

Hmmm, this video gave me an idea... Off to the bathroom

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In today's day and age, I really hate these sexist commercials. I mean... the guy had to get his own beer!? There's something wrong in this society!

Don't forget boobs! Boobs could sell a freezer to a (male) Eskimo...

That was great.

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>> ^rasch187:
"Shave and get drunk because you're already brilliant!"
That's gonna be the title of my autobiography

Are you sure? Are you sure it's not gonna be titled "A long and boring life on the internet"?

(cuz if not I'm takin' it)

>> ^rottenseed:
>> ^rasch187:
"Shave and get drunk because you're already brilliant!"
That's gonna be the title of my autobiography

Are you sure? Are you sure it's not gonna be titled "A long and boring life on the internet"?
(cuz if not I'm takin' it)


Actually, "A long and boring life on the internet; Social anthropology in cyberspace" is the book I'm currently writing while working undercover. My tentative conclusion is 'They're all social misfits and losers'.

ps. be sure not to tell this to any of these social misfits and losers before it's published.

Now this is some awesome hilarity! I'm sending it to my wife immediately!

Although...you know, there's that nagging little voice that says, "There's no way she's going to find this anywhere near as funny as you do."

What the hell, we haven't had a good fight in at least two days now...and I'll be damned if I send her another kitteh video without washing the taste out of my mouth first.

haha, this is the exact type of "male in front of the mirror" feeling i had in mind when making: http://www.musicloops.com/music_download/god-s-gift-to-women-852/ (safe for work edit of the song)

LMAO funniest thing I've watched in weeks.

Didn't even take me three years to get my first #1. Easy.

Truth in television. *nods sagely*

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