*discard

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technical issues... please stand by

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Yay, fixed!

ahahaha - awesome.

Video strong man.

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It was a bit windy that day- but I think that the crappy sound adds ... something.

Makes us know the audio's not dead.

This is beautiful.

nice buttons at the end. musta took you years.

Hey how did he do that?! I've been looking for that YouTube bar for MONTHS! Still can't find the damned thing.

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Yay, out of the queue. Thanks all!

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I just did an image screen dump of the bar, and then used Photoshop to separate the progress bar and little playhead nubbin.

You're my hero, Dag!

this had damn well better make it to #1!

Hilarious.

It's DAG! This is great. Yay we've gone viral. Make more, guys.

ha, you totally got me!

I'm ashamed. I had to watch it three times before I saw the progress bar being torn from the bottom.

Awesome. All hail VS and our bearded leader !

I honestly thought this was going to be a fart video.

I told him he looked constipated.

Oh man Dag, after closer looking at your Motion Graphics man... you didn't do use another layer on your left hand, and the right one's tracking is off. If you ever need help with stuff like this let me know, I can motion graphics like your face is falling off!

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I certainly know nothing about motion graphics- it's definitely not the kind of thing that holds up to a second viewing. (or probably even first if you are paying any attention)

It's still awesome, and yeah the crappy audio adds to it... much more 'YouTube' that way! Thanks again for letting me sift it!

Digg it!
http://digg.com/videos/comedy/VideoSift_com_has_gone_Viral_Try_to_figure_out_how_they_did_it

I honestly thought he was going to pop out a turd. That really took me by surprise.

Love the title, love the grunting. I too, thought dag was going to float an air biscuit...!

*applause for everyone involved

(wish I could)

*findthumb

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dugg it

LOL!

I can't stop laughing.

I'm predicting the 2007 Academy Award for Visual Effects right here.

> constipated

And I thought a friendly nun was at work there....

That was fun. Now can it get past the No Reflection juggernaut???

Of course it will! I heard Dag is going to ban anyone that doesn't upvote it.

Will Upvote for Stars.

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Yay top 15! All for the greater Sift glory, comrades.

Just doing the math - it's a 1.5 megabyte file, @ 900 views that's 1.3 gigs already. I don't know how sites that host all their own video do it.

I am just tickled that we got Robert Goulet to shill for VS . . .

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^ LOL Goulet, baby!

LiveJournal having a problem with embed. I am not familiar enough with code to know what the issue is but I do know LJ has some funkiness with HTML anyway.

EDIT: I'm talking about the embed code on the player button. The usual "embed this" works fine.

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darn. You might try wrapping object tags around the whole thing, like this:

I so want to downvote this for 2 reasons:

1. For the corny humor factor of "coming to your job and telling you what to do".
2. I just got my star and it's burning a hole in my clicking-finger.

But I won't.

That was epic!

I thought it was a Gravel spoof video.. I thought Dag was gonna find a rock or koala and pitch it in the lake.

Raytrace opposes the Glorious Regime.

Prepare the Siftquisition!

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Raytrace- you're so banned.

Great submission Raven! Nice work, Dag. Very clever! Hope it gets to #1...
VS pride!!!

thanks raytrace, yer downvote made me the 100th, up-voter......What do I get dag????

How is this not at number 1? Come on people, do you not love our Great and Glorious Leader, Son of Partisans, Sent from Heaven??? Upvote!!!

How'd you get the honors, Raven ???? Oh yeah, teacher's pet is the curse of the professional student.....

"I am just tickled that we got Robert Goulet to shill for VS . . ."

He does look like him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2zRGQX2QLo

sweetness.

Clever vid Dag! Well done

@choggie: STFU

sigh.

Damnit Dag, everytime you post a picture of yourself or this video you always look completely different.

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Well, I haven't been doing any work outside VideoSift for the past couple of months, so this is the natural state I slide into when following my bliss.

In this picture I was working at a yucky kind of buttoned-down office job, that frowns on things like facial hair, and actually required me to shower on a semi-regular basis.

Did you know that greasy hair prevents head lice? - they can't get a grip.

ahhh, Videosift written in Arial, those were the days.

I thought this was going to be a tribute to the Incredible Hulk.

Fantastic!

@karaidl, Is that making stalking him difficult for you?

Bye Bye, Ukulele Man...

That was adorable. When is it showing up at Cute Overload?

*catsanddags

Whooohooooo! You're #1! Raaaaaawrrr!

Is that making stalking him difficult for you?

No.

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[closes drapes, clutches cricket bat from under the bed]

[puts on heat vision goggles, logs Dag's actions in journal]

[hears mom calling for dinner, asset is made]

LOL, this is just the vid to take down Mr. Ukelele... I wonder if a *-save would reset this video's publish date?

*promote (I know there is time limit, but I needs a sticky)

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DAG looks like DAve Grohl.
Maybe it is...?

Thats clearly *downunder!

Adding video to channels (Downunder) - requested by maatc.

*commercial

Adding video to channels (Commercial) - requested by dotdude.

*promote our glorious constipated leader.

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Thursday, October 18th, 2007 10:36pm PDT - promote requested by gwiz665.

Ive never seen this before....

Some one voted against the video?

and only one banned person voted for the video...

YAY daddy made a video!

*promote viral dag

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 4:20am PST - promote requested by swampgirl.

Wow, great idea, didn't see it coming. This really should be the number one sift of all times (screw that ukulele)!

Just out of curiosity - how many of you sifters have actually laid your lips around Dag's manhood? How many of you haven't, but would love to?

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It's a problem- because I really need a Sifter with an unhingeable jaw.

It would be a testament to our self-involvement.

>> ^campionidelmondo:
Wow, great idea, didn't see it coming. This really should be the number one sift of all times (screw that ukulele)!

The human mouth does not provide the necessary diameter for such an interaction.

>> ^Throbbin:
Just out of curiosity - how many of you sifters have actually laid your lips around Dag's manhood? How many of you haven't, but would love to?

*dead

I got nothin

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Fixed! Man that seems like a long time ago. Weird to see the old style YouTube player too.

*quality

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by Issykitty.

I thought he was poopin' at first.

>> ^dag:

Fixed! Man that seems like a long time ago. Weird to see the old style YouTube player too.


Still a classic after all these years. You guys should really update it to the current player and go as hi-def as possible. That would rock.

*promote

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*Dead

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@dag you have a fix for this anywhere?

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Hmm, might be a problem with the original Flash file. I'll look into it.

Any ideas where i might find a working embed