WHAT THE SHUT THE

What the!?! Amazing!

Am I supposed to be learning a lesson from this, eh?

"Invade my space and I will attack you."

^Thanks for the translation.

Something like this just happened to me! The pizza guy came to my door, but I forgot I ordered a pizza because I was drunk again and before I knew it I stabbed him with my claymore. Boy, how embarrassing!

What the???

MOAR!

None of those cops had Tasers. And you see what happened! DO YOU SEE?!?!?!

That first guy had a right Bob and Doug accent eh? To bad he turned out to be a total hoser; he had such cool pants and an awesome car eh?

Don't do what Donny First Dude Did: Don't show the cop the knife before you stab him.
Do what Donny Second Dude Did: Stab him by surprise!


(Stabbity stab stab STAB)

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^Canadian guns don't kill people, Canadian swords do.

Everything is terrible in Canada I guess. Thank 'god' I live in the States. Whew!

I can't tell you how often this happens up here, guys! It's like an episode of Highlander, every day. I can barely get to work without having to whip out my rapier.

what people don't realize is that the knife is the official Canadian drivers license. For bigger vehicles you need a sword or machete to drive them.

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This is all kinds of awesome.

That rocked my socks. I always keep my sword by the front door, just in case.

>> ^Mi1ler:
what people don't realize is that the knife is the official Canadian drivers license. For bigger vehicles you need a sword or machete to drive them.


I only got a butter knife for my motorcycle

I had no idea there were so many people in Canada!

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Is this a training video or something? Geez!

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This is actually footage from a law enforcement training video called Surviving Edged Weapons. I have a copy I purchased on VHS years ago from a company I used to order knives and swords from. I've since archived it to DVD. It even came with a red "certificate of completion" to be handed in as part of a police officer's CEU's.

The video is actually full of good information. And some of the best porno acting ever put down on tape, as evidenced by this clip.

So guy charging with sword and screaming... imminent danger.. got it.

Guy charging with sword and screaming is just our Canadian version of "Hello Officer. How may I assist you?"

Most police officers up here are also professional sword eaters, so trying to stab them in the face is pretty common. Its a good way to entertain the kids or guests to our tiny country.

oh man, this is awesome....more here:
http://www.videosift.com/video/stab-stab-stab-RAVE-RAVE-RAVE

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I always carry a knife in my pocket..., and have since I was about 10 years old.
My dad said here's your pocket knife son, Keep it with you always, You never know when you'll need a knife.

To this day I still carry that knife... (well, I lost it once and it cost me $100 to replace it with the same one). It makes my wife nervous but it sure comes in handy.

And I am Canadian!

...now if I can only figure out how to get that .22 semi-automatic rifle he gave me down my pant-leg...

Stab 'em all and let Gawd sort 'em out.

I also whip out my.. rapier.. on the street sometimes. People are quite disturbed by it.

>> ^NicoleBee:
I can't tell you how often this happens up here, guys! It's like an episode of Highlander, every day. I can barely get to work without having to whip out my rapier.

I used to have that problem too, try taking a little bit baby oil and polish it infront of them.

Be sure to make nice long strokes infront of people, don't stroke too fast though, or some of the oil may come off and splash it in the face.

It's not always a problem, just ask them if they don't mind taking a little bit in the face beforehand. Always be a gentleman about it.

>> ^gwiz665:
I also whip out my.. rapier.. on the street sometimes. People are quite disturbed by it.
>> ^NicoleBee:
I can't tell you how often this happens up here, guys! It's like an episode of Highlander, every day. I can barely get to work without having to whip out my rapier.

I wonder if Gwiz665 calls it a rapier because it's long and very thin.. .... ...

^ Nah, it's probably because there's a high likelihood that whenever he takes it out someones gonna get hurt.

"Drop the knife or I'll beat you with this telescope!"

Are you sure this is Canadian? That is the stereotypical Canadian accent as typically performed by Americans, but it sounds a lot closer to North Dakota or Minnesota to me.

I guess Michael Moore is now set on making a documentary on knife violence in Canada.

It's called "Curling for Calgary".

"Swords will fucking cut you wide open!"

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