Man, that dude needs a new pair of pants.

*fear

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Wow.

That's why I don't drive a motorbike.

Are you ok??? ... In a caring voice; doesn't cut it when you become an amputee or worse.

Stupid woman.

Did she try to *hug* him?

Rough translation:
"Are you okay?" plus attempted hug = "Please don't sue me, please please don't sue me!"

He rode that crash like a rodeo cowboy! YEEHAW crumbling motorcycle!

>> ^Reefie:

Did she try to hug him?
Rough translation:
"Are you okay?" plus attempted hug = "Please don't sue me, please please don't sue me!"


And recorded as evidence.

Even if it was an old woman, I would literally have to use every iota of willpower I posses to not punch someone in the face if they did that.

Would it seriously be hard for you not to hit someone?

>> ^MarineGunrock:

Even if it was an old woman, I would literally have to use every iota of willpower I posses to not punch someone in the face if they did that.

I'd probably hit him. Possibly take my helmet off and smack him with it.

Yes, I have anger management issues.

Hey it's Mrs Magoo!

This is why most humans shouldn't be allowed to drive

The ironic thing is, if he had been zipping in and out of traffic like a complete moron, he'd probably have missed out on that completely.

The real reason bikes are dangerous: other people.

>> ^Psychologic:

The real reason bikes are driving is dangerous: other people.

Fixed

First requirement for a driver's license should be a penis. Ah yes, that's the sexism that keeps me popular.

Yeah that puts in perspective the internet theory of pointing your bike at an escape route when you stop.

It's just not going to work when they don't even have the decency to lock their brakes up and squeal their tyres for 3 seconds before hitting you.

Paying attention is hard.

disagree with the title, he was watching the car coming in his right mirror for a fair while.

>> ^eric3579:

Would it seriously be hard for you not to hit someone?
>> ^MarineGunrock:
Even if it was an old woman, I would literally have to use every iota of willpower I posses to not punch someone in the face if they did that.



Lets see..

If that was me, Having stopped safely and in plenty of time, then being smashed from behind (With no high-seat to just gently rock me as the vehicle moves, most likely causing severe whiplash), being flung off the front of it, and then seeing it totaled underneath a persons car, with bits laying everywhere?

..Yeah, I'd probably have trouble not decking them one, too.

Was that the fountain lady driving that car? There goes all the $ she got from the mall...

>> ^blankfist:

First requirement for a driver's license should be a penis. Ah yes, that's the sexism that keeps me popular.

Do strap-ons count?

>> ^MarineGunrock:

I'd probably hit him. Possibly take my helmet off and smack him with it.
Yes, I have anger management issues.


I'm with you on this one...

This looks like 19th and Lincoln in SF.

Excellent call! Looks exactly like it. Well done!

>> ^P1ggy:

This looks like 19th and Lincoln in SF.

Dumbass should have filtered to the front anyway - the exact reason for riding a motorcycle in the first place!

Filtered to the front? I assume you mean go around all the other traffic that's in front of him? That's an excellent way to get yourself killed. I'll wait my turn, thanks.>> ^antonye:

Dumbass should have filtered to the front anyway - the exact reason for riding a motorcycle in the first place!

>> ^MarineGunrock:

Filtered to the front? I assume you mean go around all the other traffic that's in front of him? That's an excellent way to get yourself killed. I'll wait my turn, thanks.>> ^antonye:
Dumbass should have filtered to the front anyway - the exact reason for riding a motorcycle in the first place!



Apparently so is waiting in line.

The comment saying "sorry doesn't cut it" is true, but when i put myself in the woman's shoes.... just what the hell do you do or say to make up for the catastrophe you narrowly avoided causing?

She would've heard a Harley.

Gunrock, I'm pretty sure what you said would be true. You do indeed have some anger management issues, and I used to say the same thing about decking someone. But when it happens to you - its like time just slows down, but not untill your hit. The 1/2 second between impact and the end of the resulting wreck seems to drag - but the sudden realization your about to get ass-smashed by some dickhead driver unfortunately happens WAY to quick. Then your brain does this weird thing to put itself back in sync with the rest of reality and you loose sight of beating that dues ass with your broken off exhaust pipe.

When that shit happened to me, I did get the courtesy of squealing tires, and I thank God that I didn't have a car in front of me because I'm sure I'd be dead or severely fucked up. I had room to get on the throttle and pull into the intersection a little bit before he hit me, so I was able to keep it upright, as I was already in motion.


And it doesn't matter what your riding. My bike is really loud, and I was wearing a bright yellow reflective riding vest and still got creamed. fact of the matter is, pay the fuck attention to the road.

Wait, why did the car in front stop in the first place? There's a car on the left that goes by and it doesn't really look like an intersection to me.

He'll have no trouble getting insurance money with this video.

With a tilt of his head to the right just before he gets nailed it looks like he was getting ready to go around the car in front of him.

I ride a scooter most days of the week to and from work here in LA and this is the sort of stuff that really makes me cringe.

It's hard to not see what's right in front of your face. Rear end accidents are almost always due to the incompetence of the rear driver (exceptions being changing lanes without looking or flooring the brakes in front of a lorry).

This happened to my brother in Germany - ended up with several breaks in his leg. It's a biker's nightmare.

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