Willy "rasch187" Wonka gets his 250 Diamond Ticket!
Our one and only Rasch187 got his 250 Diamond! What does that add up to in gobstoppers? Who knows? Who cares? But, I do ask that you Hold your breath... Make a wish... Count to three...
♫ Come with me
And you'll be
In a pqueue of
Pure self masturbation
Take a look
And you'll see
Into Rasch's desperation
If you want to view Krono's thighs
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta hear a cat fart?
There's nothing
To it. ♪
Oh wait! What is that? Some greedy bastard just fell into the chocolate river! Who can it be?! There he goes! Look! He's clogged the chocolate pipe! click "expand" to see who this dirty bastard could be?!
Actually I think that pipe may be filled with A$$ GR@V33. Oh well...
Congratulations, Rasch! We're glad to have a Willy Wonka impersonator in our ranks!
♫ Come with me
And you'll be
In a pqueue of
Pure self masturbation
Take a look
And you'll see
Into Rasch's desperation
If you want to view Krono's thighs
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta hear a cat fart?
There's nothing
To it. ♪
Oh wait! What is that? Some greedy bastard just fell into the chocolate river! Who can it be?! There he goes! Look! He's clogged the chocolate pipe! click "expand" to see who this dirty bastard could be?!
Actually I think that pipe may be filled with A$$ GR@V33. Oh well...
Congratulations, Rasch! We're glad to have a Willy Wonka impersonator in our ranks!
45 Comments
blankfistLet's *sticky this puppy to the top...
siftbotStickying this post at the top of Sift Talk - sticky requested by blankfist.
ThylanTake it, and keep it safe, it's all yours! and very preciouses.
calvadosGrats, Rasch, dude!
I'd always assumed you were a Rachel or something.
youdiejoewelldone!
lucky760Fantastic! Congrats, rasch! Thanks for all you contributions.
blankfistGreat work, Rasch! I look forward to your channel.
fireflyyay Rasch!
IssykittyWhoa! Nice work, rasch! Congrats! ANOTHER 250? Diamondz everywhere!!!
dystopianfuturetodayCongrats rasch! Don't eat the brown gobstoppers.
thegrimsleeperCongratulations on your great success.
rasch187Yay, me! Thanks blanky, nice picture
If I had a powerpoint right now, this post would officially be *quality. I'll have to disappoint you though, no CatFart-channel just yet 
Besides blankfist, I'd like to thank all the other people here who makes this a nice and informative community to be a part of. It's pretty impressive that this place, despite it's many thousands of members, manages to keep such a civil and respectful tone (most of the time anyway).
Oh, and flying spaghetti monster bless America!...and Norway I suppose.
[edit]: And will you stop sneaking around my factory, Kronos?!
siftbotrasch187 cannot award a quality point for this Sift Talk post because rasch187 does not have enough Power Points - ignoring quality request by rasch187. (You can always purchase more Power Points.)
laura*quality, blanky...very nice.
and dude, like that's awesome! I enjoy your posts and comments immensely.
Thanks for keepin' on keepin' on!
siftbotAwarding blankfist with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by laura.
ZonbieOMG You snuck in there with a diamond! Well done! That seemed fast! Congrats rasch187
Nice cane 
blankfist>> ^Zonbie:
Nice cane
He's talking about your Awesome Bar.
mintbbbGood job, congrats!! =)
EDDDamn, I wanted to do this - had this outline planned and whatnot, and last I checked some 24 hours ago, you still had 238 star points. Oh, does time fly.
Congrats - and I guess this should be made *sticky. Oh, and *quality.
Well, my hats off to you anyway - you're one of my favorite sifters
siftbotInvocations (sticky) cannot be called by EDD because EDD is not privileged - sorry.
NetRunnerCongrats, rasch!
CrosswordsHUZZAH I SAY, HUZZAH!!
Constitutional_PatriotGrats!
kronosposeidonCongratulations, Mr. Wonka! And I'll do any fucking thing I want in your factory. Good DAY sir!
FjnbkCongraturation, Mr. Wonka. We look forward to more delectable delights that you'll submit.
KrupoCongratulations!
MarineGunrockwo0+.
8217Congratulations to you and the other 186 Rasches!
kronosposeidon^Blankfist has the other 186 rasches.
dotdudeGosh Rasch187, that's a nice gem!
ZifnabCongrats rasch187! Hold onto that golden ticket!
alien_conceptApparently 187 is the American police code for homocide, just thought i'd bring it up
I love your posts rasch, probably the most consistently great sifts here, although of course that's subjective 
Still the fact you have my lucky number attached to your name, speaks volumes. I would have proposed by now, but unfortunately i've been reined in for the forseeable future 
Congratulations, now give us a decent channel!
rasch187^ I've been thinking about this whole channel thing, and seeing as I think there are too many of them already, maybe I'll just take over an existing channel. Not the gay-channel though, I'll let KP and blankfist battle it out for that one (har-dee-har-HAR).
choggieUp for grabs, is the underlying vibe, that the channel system is in need of some retooling and condensation perhaps......
work yer moxie rausch, congratulations-
rottenseedrasch it's 2:40 in the fucking morning and I am drunk and high on cocaine and I just wanted to let you know that you are awesome and I am proud of you! Fuck yea you Gothic looking snake salesman.
randy fraggle
dagComment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)
Not drunk or high on coke - but congrats rasch just the same. Thanks for all your contributions.
gwiz665My god, it's full of diamonds!
Congratulations, rasch. I'm looking forward to your channel.
EklekYour gold100 attire does seem to have contributed in your attempts to acquire this psychedelic choco factory: have a GOOD day, you tycoon, you, and don't forget where you came from:) Cheers!
BTW: I heard rumours of chocolate inspectors coming to your place soon, so make sure you make a good impression..e.g. show them your blinding bling..
rasch187^ I was just thinking about it
Thanks for setting me on the way to owning a chocolate factory, Eklek! Couldn't have done it without your magic monocle 
swampgirlI wanna Wonka bar! Congrats Rasch.. I love the new look.
Hey KP, hope the pressure building up under you in that tube isn't getting to be too uncomfortable
blankfist*unsticky
siftbotUnstickying this post from the top of Sift Talk - unsticky requested by blankfist.
marinarago rasch
KevlarCongrats!
LadyDeathwow sorry for the delay that was fast congrats
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