Forget gold, frankincense, and myrrh; Grimm got his diamond!
YOU can come to the after hours party.
Tis the season to congratulate our latest family jewel: Our brother Grimm. Just recently he acquired his bronze diamond, and it kind of slipped under everyone's radar because he doesn't post videos as often as many of us. In other words, he's not a Siftaholic. Damn him and his life outside of here! Wait....I guess that means he has to damn himself!? Is that possible!? Is there a theologian in the house?
Outside of creating the universe in six days, he also created the 1sttube channel. Wellll....because he created the universe, I guess that means he created all the other channels too, because he created us, who in turn created computers, and then the internet, and then....is there a theologian in the house?
Would it surprise any of you that this is his highest rated video? I think it means he's telling us that we're all going to hell because we're such a crappy, whiny generation. And I have to say, that kinda hurts.
So stop in to congratulate Grimm, because he might just forgive you for your crappy, whiny sins. And check out what the REAL gifts of the Magi were:
GOLF
Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball.
BASKETBALL
Wait til you see my Ascension Dunk!
FOOTBALL
Who do you think invented the 'Hail Mary' pass?
38 Comments
calvadosGrats Grimm, well done KP
dystopianfuturetodayGood man. Congrats.
kronosposeidon*promote
siftbotSelf promoting this Sift Talk post - promote requested by original submitter kronosposeidon.
KrupoCongrats!
Well done. Love the soundtrack too. Brilliant.
swampgirlCongratulations, Grimm!
dotdudeAh, a Sacred DIAMOND Of Jesus you got there. So, does this mean Grimm is using a sifter to beg votes or something? Are we being asked to donate 10%?
Bless you Grimm.
NetRunnerGrats, Grimm!
IssykittyCongratulations, Mr. Grimm! Just in time for your immaculate b-day!
rougyA grimmaculate accomplishment to be sure!
blankfistCongrats, socal brethren. Major congrats. Major A$$ G@V33!
nibiyabiCongrats Grimm! My drinking earlier tonight was in anticipatory celebration of this moment, so . . . cheers!
gwiz665Ah diamonds, the stones of Jesus.
Many, many congrats.
blankfistUpvote Party!
DeanoWell done sir!
rasch187All hail the newborn king. Congrats, Grimm!
EklekCongratulations!
And is it true you christianized pagan folk tales?
KevlarCongrimmulations!
dagComment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)
Congrats and about time! Looking forward to your channel.
SarzyGrats on dinging another level!
Must... stop... playing.. World of Warcraft...
RyjkyjNice...
campionidelmondoCongrats Grimm, well done!
OrnthoronHuzzah! Huzzah!
firefly>> ^Ornthoron:
Huzzah! Huzzah!
^ yeah, what he said!
kulpimscongrats!
LadyDeathCongrats on your diamond
mintbbbYay, congrats!
eric3579Well done!
ThylanWooo!
MrFiskI fucked a virgin this weekend. Congratulations to us both!
schmawyHip Hip Hoooray, Grimm!
ZifnabWow! You got your diamond and you appeared shortly after the 4:00 mark in the latest Zero Punctuation review as a diamond farting deity! Is there anything you can't do?
Congrats!
Zifnab*quality post as usual KP
siftbotAwarding kronosposeidon with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by Zifnab.
GrimmWow, and I was starting to think nobody noticed. I'm a little surprised myself considering how inactive I was most of this year. Thanks everyone and extra thanks to kronosposeidon for the pics and fanfare! I'll have to borrow your Santa Grimm pic for the next 4 weeks.
BTW...I'm not sure what myrrh is but if it has anything to do with merkins you can keep it!
lucky760Well done, grimm. Congrats! And thanks for your many contributions. It took you long enough!
What are your thoughts for your channel?
my15minutesvery cool, grimmleh!
oh, and myrrh is a dried sap, just like amber.
FjnbkUmm... Grimm already has a channel, 1stTube.
Anyway, congratulations to you! I've always enjoyed your sifts.
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