BreaksTheEarth and GOLD discovered on Easter Island

posted by rasch187 1 decade 5 years 5 months 2 weeks ago • 693 views


B to the T to the motherfu**kin E got his gold star! He describes himself as "an American archaeologist in London", which sounds like a Sting remix or something. But don't hold that against him, BTE is a helluva guy! He's constantly excavating unsifted videos and helps send them on permanent display in Her Majesty Dag's Sift Museum. On his free time he posts some excellent videos, everything from the best of British comedy to fascinating scientific stuff.

America better watch out before Ye Olde England steals all her best citizens! Congrats, BreaksTheEarth, you're a quality member of this secret society of terrorists website! Have a look through his pqueue when you're done congratulating the man.

27 Comments

BreaksTheEarth says...

Thanks everyone! Now all my hard work can pay off and I can promote the hell out of the vids I like!

Oh and by the way, I was going to go to the SiftUp but I realized that I had a girlfriend and I take showers regularly so I wasn't sure if I would fit in. If people are around next year or something, I am sure this relationship will go sour like all the others and I will stop showering for lack of a compelling reason to wash my balls.

Thanks for the picture Rasch!

Sagemind says...

That's some GroundBreaking work you've done, getting to the gold.
You do realize that Gold comes from the Ground, Right? But they don't break it from the ground. They use cyanide to separate it from the ground. Which of course is breaking the earth in a whole different way. So here's to your kind of breaking and not the other way because either way, you still end up with GOLD!

Congrats!

videosiftbannedme says...

Sonny, I remember back in the day when it took 12 long years to get your gold star! Not with all this flabbety-floo, but good back-breakin' work! Now with all this fancy hoidy-toidy Internet, well you can just sit around and have them falling from the sky! Ain't like the ol' days....nope...not one bit....(smacks lips)....uhm....what were we talking about again?

Congrats man!

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