BLANKFIST (Mr.Stanley Kubrick-Bean) gets his 250 DIAMOND!!!!

Technically, as of this moment he is only 1 point away, but it'll be any moment now before we finally have an *ASSGRAVY CHANNEL! Sorry Choggie.

Serious Kudos from all of us for your contributions. Let's all show him some love and pay a visit to his coolio profile page and check out
Blanky's QUEUE and PQ and make it an UPVOTE DAY!!!

Don't forget the many great videos in his library of PUBLISHED vids, yo!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!



CONGRATULATIONS to you, Blanky!!!!!
gorgonheap says...

Shalom and congratulations! I say we hold a briss on this momentous occasion, your fist blankfist! Let me fetch a butter knife and a magnifying glass.

blankfist says...

Why, thank you so much! I do appreciate it, gals and guys. I've got some great ideas for channels, which I'll bounce off everybody soon in a SiftTalk post.

choggie says...

No one with as much time on their hands or as little free will not already reconnoitered by ego has made it as far, or attracted more like himself here on the sift-
Lessse....-Comments Posted: 1902
browseable comments-405

You embarrassed about something you said??? Well ya should be, does yer journal at home have as many pages torn out???

221 sifted vids (in case that Zirconium mounted on a nickel band waxes green on the finger) one of my recent favorites being this one and this chosen for the occasion of this celebration while looking for something that did not include, dogs fucking cats, rabbits farting, or, anything else that would work on AFHV that involves people doing stupid shit.


Congratufuckinglations, sir.....ever think of leaving Cali before it falls the fuck off the map????


Has this douchebag been roasted yet??!!!
YYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!

kronosposeidon says...

Congratulations, Fist-O-Blank. And you know what's the most heartwarming thing about this occasion? Choggie came out to congratulate you! He's like the Squidward to your SpongeBob. It makes me feel all *sticky inside.

SpongeBlank FistPants (with Patrick Starzy, Issy Cheeks, Mr. Seeds, & Chogward): I'd TiVo that.

lucky760 says...

I still don't know what a blank fist is, but I can only surmise from your swagger it has something to do with your short, but well-deserved stint in the adult entertainment industry.

I salute you a high hard 5 on your big diamond day! Con gratis!

blankfist says...

Wow, I got a high hard 5 from Lucky! I didn't know he had that many penises. Thanks to e'rybody giving me the ass gravy! I'm all over the SpongeBlank FistPants, KP. I think that may be my new calling in life.

And, awww, schmawy, you think I'm rude? Haha. Everything I do is out of love.

Fjnbk says...

In return for our praise, please don't start any channel remotely connected to a certain fecal meme you are attempting to spread. And also, congratulations!

blankfist says...

Thanks everybody for the kind words! I appreciate that in a big, big way. And to you, Issy, I want to thank your for your *quality words of support! Thanks, thanks, thanks! It feels good that I can sticky and unsticky things nowadays.

choggie says...

Wuvs and huggers, baby, hope you are not too pissededed that I discarded yer cat fart post. I simply knew it was a *FFSL(fakefart selflink), and wanted to save you the shame of siftquisition......Maybe I'll post it again with your name onnit.....
....think unsexy thoughts
think unsexy thoughts
think unsexy thoughts
think unsexy thoughts
think unsexy thoughts.....

kronosposeidon says...

I've got a shit potpile of work ahead of me tomorrow, so I'm afraid if I don't *unsticky this now then I may unable to do it until much later today. Since it's against my personal policy to sticky a topic for more than 24 hours, I better unsticky it now. I hope you understand, blankfist, mon ami.

E_Nygma says...

apparently nature makes black holes in all sizes, not just small and large. some varying amounts of ass gravy must be used in accordance. the style of blankfist, however, requires none. congrats on defying nature, and making a diamond sans carbon!

calvados says...

Has anybody ever thought of Stankfist before or am I the first? I would call you it, but I'm not sure we're at that 'comfort level' yet.

So yeah. Grats!

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