I would tell which poster here is my better half, but I wouldn't want to give away her true identity irl.

I will give a subtle hint, however; her real name rhymes with "Natalie Portman".

laura + Don_Juan

my wife is a lurker. and a /b/tard.

Name: Kronosposeidon
Age: 41
Sex: None
Race: Antarctican
Religion: Greek mythology
Occupation: Box seller
Hobbies/interests: Other people's hobbies/interests

What I'm looking for in a relationship:

Long walks on the beach, short walks on the beach, miscellaneous beach-related activities, a willingness to post our sex videos online, and checkers. If you are interested, please email me at:

registered@sexoffenders.com

Hey, KP! You've got mail, stud! XXOO

>> ^kronosposeidon:

>> ^blankfist


OH LAWD!

My lady is a lurker..sometimes prevails on me to upvote teh cute vids.

>> ^blankfist:
Hey, KP! You've got mail, stud! XXOO

You'll have to excuse blankfist, we're on a break and he's taking this time to whore himself out to every piece of manmeat available.

to Kronos: Make sure blankfist applies ointment to his "problem areas" before you two get intimate. Also, despite what he says, 2 inches is not the average size for a penis

The REAL KRONOS REVEALED!! I thought I detected a whiff of herring head breath coming through the interwebs.

My Name is Lilly and besides uploading porn videos here I also love to post my lovelife with mr zonbie in my profile

Ahhh... it is true. My lady friend is on this site-

Ironically, or not really at all, she too is a scientist.

Believe it or not she and I are involved in a secret government breeding program to create the perfect science nerd.

My name is Zonbie - I enjoy porn videos on the sift and reading about my lovelife with ladydeath

>> ^MycroftHomlz:
Believe it or not she and I are involved in a secret government breeding program to create the perfect science nerd.


"Codename: Operation Fucking"

>> ^BillOreilly:
I would tell which poster here is my better half, but I wouldn't want to give away her true identity irl.
I will give a subtle hint, however; her real name rhymes with "Natalie Portman".



I'll admit it.

It's me.

What the fuck people? This is the Internet! You're not allowed to have better-halves, spouses, partners, occasional circle jerks, rolling blackouts, tree hugging marathons, gestational periods lasting longer than seven years, green furnaces covered in spruce tree sap, Oingo Boingo ticket stubs from 1984, barbecue-flavored popsicles, blankfist's herpes, sulfur dioxide crystals, porcupine shavings, weapons of mass construction, sanitary napkins shaped like Paul Anka's flaccid penis, mummified chickens, ancient Aztec secrets of pubic hair grooming styles, Bono, testicular fortitude, or lovers!

All your relationship are belong to me!

>> ^kronosposeidon:
Name: Kronosposeidon
Age: 41
Sex: None
Race: Antarctican
Religion: Greek mythology
Occupation: Box seller
Hobbies/interests: Other people's hobbies/interests
What I'm looking for in a relationship:
Long walks on the beach, short walks on the beach, miscellaneous beach-related activities, a willingness to post our sex videos online, and checkers. If you are interested, please email me at:
registered@sexoffenders.com


Maybe we should be talking ;-)

Breaks out the rules of The internet! Please Recite after me:

1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. You will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!

Quoted from urban dictionary.

The Internet, where the men are boys, the girls are men, and children are all FBI agents.

>> ^Farhad2000:
The Internet, where the men are boys, the girls are men, and children are all FBI agents.


T_T found that one out the hard way.

What does that make blankfist?

>> ^Farhad2000:
The Internet, where the men are boys, the girls are men, and children are all FBI agents.

My last girlfriend recently introduced me to her new... girlfriend. It was far less awesome than I imagined it would be.

>> ^Doc_M:
My last girlfriend recently introduced me to her new... girlfriend. It was far less awesome than I imagined it would be.



You were such a poor example of the male specimen that you drove your partner into rampant homosexuality?

Jesus.

^farhad, that's a typical assumption, and while funny...doubt it makes him feel any better!
one could just as easily assume that she just happened to "discover" this new aspect of herself and has yet to discover that she can have the best of both worlds!

I have a partner in crime here, who I adore muchly, does that count or what?

Meh. Artists...

/me is single, but have fans following him.

*quality

Awarding kulpims with one star point for this contribution to VideoSift - declared quality by UsesProzac.