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I feel like I'm not privy to some great inside joke here.

I fear to ask for what.

Is this some sexual maneuver?

Bananas. Harder to find shampoo bottles both gentile and sized-correctly....

*gufffaw, snickers...

Bananas frequently have fly larvae in their skins.

But bananas biodegrade.

when i was an xray tech, i liked to work new year's day... because it's a boring holiday and because holiday pay is excellent. my hospital was 3 blocks from a major university. 2 years in a row 2 boys from the same fraternity came in complaining of severe abdominal and ass pain. they said that they had spent the night with a girl, got VERY intoxicated, passed out and woke up in intense pain. they said they had heard stories of this girl being insane. upon xraying them, we discovered that they had a shampoo bottle crammed solidly up their asses. because you can see air/fluid levels on xray, it was determined that the bottles were a little more than halfway full.

Confucius say shampoo-bottle butt-boy fart bubbles which smell like coconut breeze.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLm5oSJRxIU

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Voting for this poll ended with the majority of users voting Bananas.

Thank you to the participants of this poll. I have been enlightened.