It can be kinda challenging getting rings off the deceased but I haven't failed yet. Thin necklaces with the really small clasps are tough to unlock when you're wearing rubber gloves with well trimmed fingernails.

Pigeons playing chicken. Those rascals.

Oh boo-freaking-hoo! Your support of the moronic self-obsessed grifter didn't work out super well? Sucks to suck!

It did however blow up ten minutes after landing

I was a consultant for a company that banned the use of box cutters for all their employees after 2 incidents. I can't even imagine a work place incident involving one of these things.

"when every second counts" ... you think they'd make a pump-action version or have a clip of those blanks.

That said, can't wait to use one in the next Metro 20XX game

When I was kid and if we lost power in the summer, we prayed for a breeze just to get the fan moving again.

...and *promote in hoping others may learn something too.

this would be yet another reason to defund

Are you on the way to DC for coup 2.0 tomorrow?
Better wear a vest, there won't be a "no shooting" order this time.
There won't be 3/4 of the capitol police off duty.
There will be national guards.
It's not going to be with presidential support either.

But please, don't let that stop you. When you're arrested as a terrorist, please let us know.

Edit: I wonder, have you realised yet that if the inauguration must be March 4th that means Trump was never president? That would mean Biden doesn't have to reverse his presidential orders and laws he signed because they're all invalid. D'oh!

cool fish. kept waiting to see the side

Srsly they dont pay for a new door? Shame.

*promote

Just when I thought I wouldn't learn anything today...

*promote *quality