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I was going to post this, but couldn't bring myself to do it.

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Very high budget.

Oh dear god...





I MUST HAVE THIS!

This fits into continuity according to the writer. This could be all right.

That looks like they're actually trying to tell a semi-credible Star Trek story. Not nearly as hilariously terrible as I thought it was going to be.

They must have to call it a parody for copyright reasons... parody is supposed to mean a FUNNY take on what's being parodied.

Picard sounds like he's a market trader from South London.

But... But... that plot actually sounds interesting! WTF! Can I get a PG-13 version of this?

>> ^rychan:

But... But... that plot actually sounds interesting! WTF! Can I get a PG-13 version of this?


There's an R version of that Pirates porn...so yeah I'm sure they'll make one.

Yeah, I was expecting to facepalm or cringe. Instead, this looks like it has a better basic plot than 50% of the actual Star Trek movies.

What gives, did an ex-TNG writer decide this was the only way to get his script to see the light of day?
>> ^Sarzy:

That looks like they're actually trying to tell a semi-credible Star Trek story. Not nearly as hilariously terrible as I thought it was going to be.

Actually what you saw here was the whole movie.
Everything are just sex scenes.
So this is as good of a plot as any porn.

Were those the porn parts, or is that just how much we like Star Trek?

Picard lost alot of weight since he had is space suit tailored.

(Insert tacky pun about the 'captains log' here).

These unimaginative parodies are a disgrace. Pr0n has a time and place. It no more belongs in the mainstream than the ketchup in your fridge belongs with the chocolate icing.

mmmm... chochup icing

>> ^quantumushroom:

These unimaginative parodies are a disgrace. Pr0n has a time and place. It no more belongs in the mainstream than the ketchup in your fridge belongs with the chocolate icing.

What, was "Star Trek: The NeXXXt Generation" already taken?

I laughed.

>> ^residue:

mmmm... chochup icing
>> ^quantumushroom:
These unimaginative parodies are a disgrace. Pr0n has a time and place. It no more belongs in the mainstream than the ketchup in your fridge belongs with the chocolate icing.

I'm actually going to partially agree with QM here (strange, I know).

I don't like these at all, really don't.

The reason they are made? Purely to get people to notice them, stand out from the crowd. Are they good at what porn is supposed to be about, which is to turn on one or more parties, usually to orgasm, or possibly just turn on before the interested parties turn their attentions on each other? No. No they're not.

The sex can turn you on, but is standard shit, treating women poorly, as objects, and is just not 'erotic' at all. And the 'plot' just interrupts the intent of turning you on.

I would far, FAR more applaud porn that shows all parties enjoying sex and being truly erotic becoming more popular than the horrible, demeaning dross that is porn these days.

Sad face...

Sad face indeed

Counselor Troi should be even bigger... Else, this parody is pointless. My two cents.

"Cock"ney Captain Picard, amirite!?

"And her uniform falls off... and I've seen everything"
- Patrick Stewart on Extras

I'll admit it... I went looking.


They have lots of other cringeworthy stuff: http://axxxparody.com/

"Golden Girls a xxx parody" *shudder*

http://videosift.com/video/SFW-entire-XXX-Star-Trek-parody-scrubbed-of-naughty-bits

Hey, here is the whole movie -- scrubbed.