A proper sorcerer would have cast fireball on those guys.

Celebrate diversity! *burp*

Savage backwards people, at least they are a step above Christians.

>> ^BoneRemake:

Savage backwards people, at least they are a step above Christians.


I'm just tired of seeing hate.

This is the horrible truth of ignorance.

They had no explanation of why a boy died. It could have been all sorts of things, maybe it was an animal sting, maybe he got an infection, maybe he had a hereditary disease... but they are ignorant of the cause, and feel they must blame something. That something was a 'sorcerer', and he paid with his life in a savage way.

It's horrible, and you can definitely draw parallels with some religious groups blaming various natural events on 'the gays'.

And it was bugging me greatly as to who was doing the voice over until it finally clicked that it is Jonathan Price

eye for an eye, if this sorcerer slowly ate the boy over days over some kind of primitive remote-control-cannibalism, its time to pay up

>> ^oohlalasassoon:

A proper sorcerer would have cast fireball on those guys.


"Some call me.... Tim?"

Those are some Fine Young Cannibals

See, tastes just like chicken... well cassowary.

Cultural relativism be damned. Eating people is not cool.

Wait isn't this @blankfist 's back yard? The anti-statist utopia is real!!!

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

This is where religion comes from. It's just a slightly more nuanced superstition.

Christians don't actually eat the body of Christ.

Anyone who thinks this isn't the same thing -- and that their faith is the special one true thing -- is a solipsistic fool.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korowai

This has some very interesting parallels with legends like vampires. Mysterious illness caused by a predatory and dangerous mystical creature that attacks when no one is watching. The difference is you don't just kill it, you must also consume it to take back what it stole.

Who knows, maybe in 300 years these guys will be writing novels about sorcerers that sparkle in daylight and "eat" easily impressed female teens...

This is what we taste like:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jurong_Southern_Cassowary.jpg

Someone has to say it: *cooking

Adding video to channels (Cooking) - requested by dingens.

I was struck by the self justification. "He started it." And how they dehumanized the sorcerer -- literally not human -- in order to take their revenge.

How so fully human all their behavior is -- I see the same logic and reactions on the Sift all the time. (I don't exempt myself either -- especially the "he started it" reasoning.)

So many ways to prepare sorcerer.

Sorcerer La' Orange
Sorcerer Cordon Blue
Sorcerer Omelette
Sorcerer Nuggets
Sorcerer on Rye

dingens seems to be using some kind of magic powers above. Can we charbroil him?

This is why I like science.

I wonder if the "sorcerer" knew he was a sorcerer. Or is it like the Salem witch trails? I picture this, tribal style.

Someone should tell that guy his balls are showing. Bumble bee tuna.

"Normal people feel bad eating each other."

'Makes sense.

Soylent green is sorcerer

^has a nice ring to it.

Man, I read the title as 'Cannabis discuss the person they ate and why". I thought this was going to be some absurdist Onion thing about people getting high and thinking they were consumed by the cannabis, not the other way around.

I was eating a curry while watching them talk about eating organs.

On the whole, while interesting, this has been a total bummer. One star.

>> ^oohlalasassoon:

A proper sorcerer would have cast fireball on those guys.


Obviously he forgot to bring mana potions.

I hate when I forget the sago.

Also, my ex wife is a sorceress. Off you go, now.

>> ^JiggaJonson:

Wait isn't this @blankfist 's back yard? The anti-statist utopia is real!!!


I've found most public school teachers to be unfunny. You're doing nothing to change my opinion on that.

>> ^blankfist:

>> ^JiggaJonson:
Wait isn't this @blankfist 's back yard? The anti-statist utopia is real!!!

I've found most public school teachers to be unfunny. You're doing nothing to change my opinion on that.

How can you expect me to be funny when you ate that part of my brain last week?

@blankfist
**Knock knock**

>> ^JiggaJonson:

@blankfist
Knock knock


Interrupting cow who?

@blankfist shut the fuck up and get off the stage you anti-statist idiot

hahahaha... nice one. The gub'ment should not be telling us who we can and cannot eat.

>> ^JiggaJonson:

Wait isn't this @blankfist 's back yard? The anti-statist utopia is real!!!

A biological reason not to be a cannibal: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_%28disease%29

Eat me.

That sounds like Jonathan Pryce (Elliot Carver from Tomorrow Never Dies) narrating. Is it?

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

hahahaha... nice one. The gub'ment should not be telling us who we can and cannot eat.
>> ^JiggaJonson:
Wait isn't this @blankfist 's back yard? The anti-statist utopia is real!!!



They shouldn't. As long as it's voluntary. Some people want to be eaten, believe it or not.

>> ^BoneRemake:

Savage backwards people, at least they are a step above Christians.


Atheists, Christians and cannibals each fervently adhere to what they believe to be objective reality in this stupid, confused existence they pretend to understand. Only difference is the cannibals are actually remotely humble about it.

>> ^oohlalasassoon:

A proper sorcerer would have cast fireball on those guys.


You need at least one Mountain to cast Fireball and I'm guessing they are hard to come by in the jungle.

>> ^treat:

>> ^BoneRemake:
Savage backwards people, at least they are a step above Christians.

Atheists, Christians and cannibals each fervently adhere to what they believe to be objective reality in this stupid, confused existence they pretend to understand. Only difference is the cannibals are actually remotely humble about it.


Humility is knowing that you could be wrong and seeking tangible evidence to support your position. That's science.

Which of the three groups you listed actively seek out tangible evidence, and which simply regurgitate what others told them and run it through their minds on a loop in order to support their untenable position?

The cannibals and Christians project a false humility while clinging to empty superstitions, but they are actually too prideful to admit they might be wrong about what they believe. Of course I'm only assuming that the cannibals are doing that. I could be wrong about them.