i'd watch this movie if kevin hadn't made it.

Now there's the edgy, funny Kevin Smith I know and love. This looks fantastic.

At first i thought it was gonna be just another shit "horror" film along the lines of hostel or something, and was thinking "Why Kevin?", but this looks great!

I so want this to be good. Kevin Smith's films have been really rather average for some time. I'm one of those that thinks he peaked at Chasing Amy.

I really like the concept of this, the cast looks great, and the trailer makes me want to see it. So I hope, hope, hope it's awesome, because I'd love to see Kevin Smith prove the doubters (me being among them) wrong.

Only Obama and His Gay Atheist Muslim Diversity Team can save us now!

QM: "Notice me!!!!"

Naw, he has Glenn Beck Tourette's...

>> ^quantumushroom:

Only Obama and His Gay Atheist Muslim Diversity Team can save us now!


>> ^kymbos:

QM: "Notice me!!!!"

^lol. it's funny cause it's true.

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Can't wait.

Don't need your approval, acceptance or attention. Someone needs to inform The People(tm) this cineturd is DOA, if the trailer didn't 'explain' it already.

Here's a nice bet for you. If this fat a-hole's movie is a success, I'll stay off the sift for a month.

>> ^kymbos:

QM: "Notice me!!!!"

Make it eternity and you're on.

>> ^quantumushroom:

Don't need your approval, acceptance or attention. Someone needs to inform The People(tm) this cineturd is DOA, if the trailer didn't 'explain' it already.
Here's a nice bet for you. If this fat a-hole's movie is a success, I'll stay off the sift for a month.
>> ^kymbos:
QM: "Notice me!!!!"

>> ^heropsycho:

Naw, he has Glenn Beck Tourette's...
>> ^quantumushroom:
Only Obama and His Gay Atheist Muslim Diversity Team can save us now!

>> ^kymbos:
QM: "Notice me!!!!"



He IS Glenn Beck.

I don't care if you leave or not, but how would you define success for this bet?

>> ^quantumushroom:

Don't need your approval, acceptance or attention. Someone needs to inform The People(tm) this cineturd is DOA, if the trailer didn't 'explain' it already.
Here's a nice bet for you. If this fat a-hole's movie is a success, I'll stay off the sift for a month.
>> ^kymbos:
QM: "Notice me!!!!"

Kevin already won me over with this movie when he decided to go around the country showing it himself. Good on him, fuck the distributors! Of course when I was invited to a showing and told I'd have to pay $75 I said "Fuck you Kevin Smith" but still...good for him!

holy crap I always wondered what the red state / blue state distinction meant until now

I cant WAIT for the animated disney mashups with John Goodman tracks from this.

A contest! If the movie is 'fresh' on rottentomatoes (60% or higher), qm takes a month off. If the movie is rotten (59% or lower) Darken Rahl takes a month off.

Do the two of you accept these terms? >> ^DarkenRahl:

Make it eternity and you're on.
>> ^quantumushroom:
Don't need your approval, acceptance or attention. Someone needs to inform The People(tm) this cineturd is DOA, if the trailer didn't 'explain' it already.
Here's a nice bet for you. If this fat a-hole's movie is a success, I'll stay off the sift for a month.
>> ^kymbos:
QM: "Notice me!!!!"

Works for me.

Those odds seem to favor QM, based on preliminary reviews: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/red_state/

But I wouldn't recommend anybody take bets on unpredictable events outside of our control.

Oh! Oh, you're a communicator. I had no idea, perhaps because most of your comments are a spray of made up words in an incoherent jumble.>> ^quantumushroom:

Don't need your approval, acceptance or attention. Someone needs to inform The People(tm) this cineturd is DOA, if the trailer didn't 'explain' it already.
Here's a nice bet for you. If this fat a-hole's movie is a success, I'll stay off the sift for a month.
>> ^kymbos:
QM: "Notice me!!!!"

*cult

Adding video to channels (Cult) - requested by xxovercastxx.

dystopianfuturetoday: A contest! If the movie is 'fresh' on rottentomatoes (60% or higher), qm takes a month off. If the movie is rotten (59% or lower) Darken Rahl takes a month off.

Do the two of you accept these terms?


Darkerahl? Never heard of him; not going to make a name for himself off of my infamy.


Do the two of you accept these terms?

This bet is between the oh-so-memorable kymbos and me.

rottentomatoes rating is acceptable.

Oh, and if *I* win the bet? kymbos changes his avatar to a fruitcake for a week.

Um, how does 'fuck off' sound? I'm not defending Kevin Smith or proclaiming his film a success. I'm taking the piss out of you for being a wanker, in apparently memorable fashion.

Make me a bet about something I care about, and I'll be happy to partake.

It's hurtful, is what it is. But at least it's not an Odumbo-Islamo-Athieocake...

Kevin Smith is awesome. I usually like listening to him on his own rather than watching his films though. This I will definitely have to see.

Toward the end of the movie they drag Obama out of the oval office and hang him up from the white house eaves on the front lawn.

epic fucking movie!

Looks like a big, boring waste of time. And after seeing Goodman in Damages this season, I'm starting to wonder if it might not be best to skip anything he's in these days.

Very few reviews and the only top critic liked it. I think it will go fresh after it opens.

As much as I wouldn't like it, that does sound pretty epic.
>> ^cito:

Toward the end of the movie they drag Obama out of the oval office and hang him up from the white house eaves on the front lawn.
epic fucking movie!

I'd say it was nice to meet you, but we would both know it was a lie.

>> ^quantumushroom:

dystopianfuturetoday: A contest! If the movie is 'fresh' on rottentomatoes (60% or higher), qm takes a month off. If the movie is rotten (59% or lower) Darken Rahl takes a month off.
Do the two of you accept these terms?

Darkerahl? Never heard of him; not going to make a name for himself off of my infamy.

Do the two of you accept these terms?
This bet is between the oh-so-memorable kymbos and me.
rottentomatoes rating is acceptable.
Oh, and if I win the bet? kymbos changes his avatar to a fruitcake for a week.

Know what I like about this video? I have a fairly good idea of the plot, and the action shots shown are just people shooting guns (no chases, no buildings falling, no cgi). This trailer alone will get me to watch the movie, because it's what a trailer SHOULD be.

DarkenRahl,

Any relation to the DarkenRahl who, in the context above, started with this line?

Make it eternity and you're on.

What were you expecting in return for your meanness?



>> ^DarkenRahl:


I'd say it was nice to meet you, but we would both know it was a lie.
>> ^quantumushroom:
dystopianfuturetoday: A contest! If the movie is 'fresh' on rottentomatoes (60% or higher), qm takes a month off. If the movie is rotten (59% or lower) Darken Rahl takes a month off.
Do the two of you accept these terms?

Darkerahl? Never heard of him; not going to make a name for himself off of my infamy.

Do the two of you accept these terms?
This bet is between the oh-so-memorable kymbos and me.
rottentomatoes rating is acceptable.
Oh, and if I win the bet? kymbos changes his avatar to a fruitcake for a week.

Don't understand the kerfuffle over my original comment.

Only Obama and His Gay Atheist Muslim Diversity Team can save us now!

Here's how the majority sift sees these items:

Obama = positive
Gayness = positive
Atheism = positive
Diversity = positive

Aren't these the polar opposites of all the negatives depicted in this cineturd?

Religion
Christianity
Whitey
Southerners
conservative voters
assault rifles

Sometimes I deserve to be called out for wankerism; this wasn't one of them.


>> ^kymbos:

Um, how does 'fuck off' sound? I'm not defending Kevin Smith or proclaiming his film a success. I'm taking the piss out of you for being a wanker, in apparently memorable fashion.
Make me a bet about something I care about, and I'll be happy to partake.

The victim card. Thanks for obliging.

>> ^quantumushroom:

DarkenRahl,
Any relation to the DarkenRahl who, in the context above, started with this line?
Make it eternity and you're on.
What were you expecting in return for your meanness?

>> ^DarkenRahl:

I'd say it was nice to meet you, but we would both know it was a lie.
>> ^quantumushroom:
dystopianfuturetoday: A contest! If the movie is 'fresh' on rottentomatoes (60% or higher), qm takes a month off. If the movie is rotten (59% or lower) Darken Rahl takes a month off.
Do the two of you accept these terms?

Darkerahl? Never heard of him; not going to make a name for himself off of my infamy.

Do the two of you accept these terms?
This bet is between the oh-so-memorable kymbos and me.
rottentomatoes rating is acceptable.
Oh, and if I win the bet? kymbos changes his avatar to a fruitcake for a week.

At first I thought it was starting out like a pretty gay "Im a dork and im gonna get some girls" movie...

then it turned awesome.