*promote the Japanese goodness

Self promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Thursday, July 21st, 2011 10:49am PDT - promote requested by original submitter eric3579.

You know you want to, now you have no excuse not to:

ano kousaten de minna ga moshi skip wo shite
moshi ano machi no mannaka de te wo tsunaide sora wo miagetara
moshimo ano machi no dokoka de chance ga tsukamitai no nara
mada naku no ni wa hayai yo ne tada mae ni susumu shika nai wa iya iya

PONPON dashite shimaeba ii no
zenzen shinai no tsumaranai desho
headphone kakete rhythm ni nosete
WAYWAY akete atashi no michi wo

PONPON susumu iro-iro na koto
don-don KITEru? anata no KIMOCHI
POIPOI suteru warui ko wa dare?
sou sou ii KO aa
You Make Me Happy

Every Day PON
Every Time is PON
merry-go-round noritai no
Every Day PON
Every Time is PON
tabun sonnan ja DAME desho

PONPON way-way-way
PONPON way PON way PONPON
way-way PONPONPON
way-way PON way PON way-way

ano kousaten de minna ga moshi skip wo shite
moshi ano machi no mannaka de te wo tsunaide sora wo miagetara
moshimo ano machi no dokoka de chance ga tsukamitai no nara
mada naku no ni wa hayai yo ne tada mae ni susumu shika nai wa iya iya

PONPON susumu iro-iro na koto
don-don KITEru? anata no KIMOCHI
POIPOI suteru warui ko wa dare?
sou sou ii KO aa
You Make Me Happy

Every Day PON
Every Time is PON
merry-go-round noritai no
Every Day PON
Every Time is PON
tabun sonnan ja DAME desho

PONPON way-way-way
PONPON way PON way PONPON
way-way PONPONPON
way-way PON way PON way-way

first time i dropped acid i thought it would be cool to trip watching some weird japanese shit like this.........it just made me hurl for about 30 minutes straight =(

lesson learned

Does she shit rainbows and ribbons at 1:29? what does it mean??

Japan saw Lady Gaga and scoffed in a manner which seemed to say: How quaint.

it means she ate too many multicolor eyeballs.
see 2:24 where she pukes up the rest

>> ^csnel3:
Does she shit rainbows and ribbons at 1:29? what does it mean??

Some designer copied his entire font folder and said "USE THAT!"

Translation from http://www.channel-ai.com/about555.html

Every day, with you – POP!~
Every day, as a couple – POP!~
Aa! The evening sun won’t seem like it’s setting if it’s looked at upside-down - POP!~
Every day, for some reason or another – POP!~
Every day, with a motorcyle – POP!~
Aa! The foreboding smell of rain!
I have an umbrella that’s full of holes! POP!~

POP! POP! POP!~

If I open the bottles of beer – POP!~
From here it’s jumping – POP!~

[Indistinguishable drunken(?) noises] POP! POP! POP!~

RU – JI – KA – WO – KA – YU – RI - NA
[not sure of meaning, or even sounds themselves]

Aaaa! POP! POP! POP!~

Aa! I shake hands with the guy I hate
Aa! Today also I’m doing my best!

POP! POP! POP!~

HOMG it's in my head D8 it won't leave...*replays again*

I wonder if the Japanese even understand the fucking Japanese?

Thought it sounded familiar: the song is by Nakata Yasukata, the same producer/songwriter as Perfume. You can hear Perfume's first hit in the Tokyo portion of Cars 2 by the way.

*terrible

Adding video to channels (Terrible) - requested by xxovercastxx.

This is indeed crazy.

But I have to respect the skill that went into this music video. The editing alone probably took weeks. Holy fuck there's a lot of shit going on. Special effects like that take time and skill to composite together like this. Respect!

ZOMG IT'S KATY PERRY!!!!1!

I like the version with the tentacles..

what?

jesus that was awful

Is anybody else seriously creeped out by the infantilization of Japanese women? The stuffed animals? The pigeon-toes? The pigtails?

Yuck.

>> ^bareboards2:

Is anybody else seriously creeped out by the infantilization of Japanese women? The stuffed animals? The pigeon-toes? The pigtails?
Yuck.



I live in Osaka. Although I've gotten used to it, sometimes I have to stand back and just go "WTF?" every now and then. Everything is "kawaii" here, even the cops have little cutesy mascots on their citations. And don't get me started on the emasculation of males. If they had their way, I'd be sitting or kneeling just to take a piss. Uggh.

http://www.house-doctor.jp/kaiteki/

WOW!!!! How did no one mention the panties on the kiddie bondage chair at 0:29?!?
WTF indeed!
I love the Japanese. They have a way of making me feel the average American is less crazy by comparison.
Where's the tentacle version, Gwiz665? I'm missing out.

Awesome! I love this.

This sums it up.

Japan seems to have just discovered 1991.

Either that or Soleil Moonfrye

>> ^YouMakeMeSickIMakeVideos:
Japan seems to have just discovered 1991.

One second of product placement at :34. Here's a screenshot for your background!

http://i.imgur.com/4q2qb.jpg

>> ^ForgedReality:

One second of product placement at :34. Here's a screenshot for your background!
http://i.imgur.com/4q2qb.jpg


That's one tiny box of Golden Grahms.

First, its a kids/girls (shoujo) song. At first I thought it was a solo release from one of the MMs mini moni group but alas, unrelated.

Second, it is no more or less bizarre as adults watching most kids shows these days, it just so happens japan's kids have a bit better imagination thanks to not having nearly the oppressive censoring on TV as us whities do.

Frankly considering the only popular music we have to offer our kids is the likes of gangsta rap and justin beiber (They wont find any classics on todays modern stations), the up beat (and maybe too happy) young listeners jpop market looks to produce better material compared to the crap we offer over here.

Are the Japanese immune to colour or something?

Also could someone explain the correct spelling of porn to them some time.

Upvote for hadouken at 3:50

I felt like I was being brainwashed but it left me happy.

So how old is this girl/woman? I'm betting the 12 year-old look she's got going means she's about 35.

It's like i rubbed my brain too hard.

Someone needs to tag this video with *siezure and *epilepsy...I am not privileged

>> ^Deano:

So how old is this girl/woman? I'm betting the 12 year-old look she's got going means she's about 35.


Haha, I was gonna say no way but then I looked it up, she turned 30 this year, yikes.

japan has some of the greatest acid trips in the world...

>> ^mas8705:

japan has some of the greatest acid trips in the world...


You can thank all the nuclear radiation lingering around from WWII. They've developed a natural acid trip that doesn't even require any drugs!

I think this is an improvement over western culture.

>> ^jmd:

>> ^Deano:
So how old is this girl/woman? I'm betting the 12 year-old look she's got going means she's about 35.

Haha, I was gonna say no way but then I looked it up, she turned 30 this year, yikes.


Some quick googling reveals this to be Kyary Pamyu Pamyu who's around 18 according to Kotaku.

http://kotaku.com/5823716/can-you-handle-the-colors-the-cuteness/

*promote

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Thursday, July 21st, 2011 10:49am PDT - promote requested by Deano.

Wow, the cultural aire of superiority they exude...REGARD! The eyeball skirt she wears, is a pop transliteration of pop-cultural critique/artist Takashi Murakami, whom thought contemporary Japanese art to be “a deep appropriation of Western trends.” He sought to bring ridicule of this tendancy to embrace the non-Japanese through both classical and pop cultural grammar. Much of that same disdain for the foreign is displayed here, so our "WTF"- response is deeply appreciated. Hurray! We don't Get it!!!