Beware of horny dolphins!
(youtube) "Stinky", the Cayman loner Dolphin - our encounter:
I have a lot of footage showing how aggressive "Stinky" (poor name) can be. It is a SERIOUSLY bad and possible dangerous idea to be in the water with him. Accidents will happen when people keep on jumping in the water when seeing Stinky.
I am a "big" guy and I didn't stand a chance if things would have worsened! He tried to get a grip on me to pull me down... how deep? 200, 300, 400 feet?.... how long...? Tom he pushed to the surface.... how fast...? 2, 3, 5, 10 feet per second?
I LOVE Dolphins, in fact I adore them so much seeing one nearly makes me cry.... but it remains a wild animal and Stinky is in an awkward situation which can turn him into a playful killer-machine...
Please be prudent people and get out of the water when you see him... believe me, if "he decides".... you don't stand the slightest chance!
23 Comments
Hive13I just spent two minutes excitedly waiting to see a penis. WTF is wrong with me?
pumkinandstorm>> ^Hive13:
I just spent two minutes excitedly waiting to see a penis. WTF is wrong with me?
Yes, what IS wrong with you?? Did you miss the penis @ 0:33? You could have saved yourself a minute and a half!
spoco2It's ok, I'm pretty sure that's a 'legitimate rape' so he won't get pregnant.
PHJFI am a "big" guy and I didn't stand a chance if things would have worsened! He tried to get a grip on me to pull me down... how deep? 200, 300, 400 feet?.... how long...? Tom he pushed to the surface.... how fast...? 2, 3, 5, 10 feet per second?
I'm no marine biologist but it seems to me that water is about 20 feet deep.
CrushBug"Dude! Not cool, man. Not cool."
rebuilderNow the dolphin just needs to get to the nearest Ecuadorian embassy.
luxury_pieJust a rule of thumb: Unexpected involvement of penis is never a good sign.
PlayhousePalsI blame this inappropriate behavior on citizens flushing their male enhancement drugs down the crapper thusly polluting the oceans and the libidos of innocent dolphins [when will we ever learn?] =op
Reefie>> ^luxury_pie:
Just a rule of thumb: Unexpected involvement of penis is never a good sign.
Unless someone is unfortunate enough to suffer from erectile dysfunction, then it's a good thing right?
thumpa28LOL
>> ^rebuilder:
Now the dolphin just needs to get to the nearest Ecuadorian embassy.
TheSofaKingThe best thing to do if you find yourself in this situation is give the Dolphin an Old Fashioned. That way he will leave you alone long enough to return to the safety of the surface.
Lowensays...Those divers are very lucky they didn't get dragged to the nearest dolphin rape cave.
fritzo9602Was this legitimate dolphin rape? If not, don't worry, you can't get pregnant.
StukaFoxsays..."Every-one loves
The King of the Sea
Ever-so-kind
And GEDDOFF GEDDOFF GEDDOFF!!!"
grinterWhat did his beeping camera say in dolphinese?
Retroboysays...It said "boomchickawowwow".
thyazideHand banana NO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAKL3Og-zGc
shagen454Well, this might be payback because I have seen weird stories on the net where this situation is going the other way around.
spawnflagger>> ^Hive13:
I just spent two minutes excitedly waiting to see a penis. WTF is wrong with me?
Do you like fishsticks ?
Do you like to put fishsticks in your mouth ?
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xxovercastxxI can't but help think of @blankfist
critical_dAnd if the Dolphin happens to be Dan Marino?
Run.
Fast.
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