The state of our world: This guy will never be successful, but we'll get 10 more Justin Bieber albums.

Drivers were assholes even in 1906.

Meatwad's cousin, Eggwad.

Ha...I can do something similar with my cat. I think it's just playing.

His error was he started to accelerate before the apex. All that horsepower went to his head.

His hair is the result of coming into contact with element 115.

Before the video even started, I said "Bet the player is Asian". Yip. Damned "We're good at everything that matters" people.

Man, this guy's 1st date is going to be TOTALLY fascinated by all this.

Staged clip is staged.

I'm pretty sure this was broadcast.

"It hasn't rained in so long even the water spouts are made of dust!"

2:15- ME at least three times a week.

All it takes is one teacher to change your life. Like the one that knocked up my cousin...

I kind of liked it. I'll give it a chance.