despite it being kinda "campy", this is incredibly self-aware. Especially for a male teenager.

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WTF! Why is he exaggerating like this???
That was clearly enough cereal for a bowl!

Title 18 United States Code, Section 333

Mutilation of national bank obligations

Whoever mutilates, cuts, defaces, disfigures, or perforates, or unites
or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft,
note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking
association, or Federal Reserve bank, or the Federal Reserve System,
with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence
of debt unfit to be reissued, shall be fined under this title or
imprisoned not more than six months, or both.

>> ^GDGD:

Title 18 United States Code, Section 333
Mutilation of national bank obligations
Whoever mutilates, cuts, defaces, disfigures, or perforates, or unites
or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft,
note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking
association, or Federal Reserve bank, or the Federal Reserve System,
with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence
of debt unfit to be reissued, shall be fined under this title or
imprisoned not more than six months, or both.


Its ok I can tell by the pixels that it was a compute generated bank note.

Am I the only one tired of ironic white hip hop?

this guy is touching on some real issues here. i mean just the other day my dishwasher didnt get some of the caked on food from my pans so i had to wash em by hand! WAKE UP AMERICA!!

>> ^mkknyr:

Am I the only one tired of ironic white hip hop?


yea! and those kids should turn down their loud rock and roll music too!

OMG..... I'M WHITE!!! NOOOOO!!!!!

I can also tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.>> ^westy:

>> ^GDGD:
Title 18 United States Code, Section 333
Mutilation of national bank obligations
Whoever mutilates, cuts, defaces, disfigures, or perforates, or unites
or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft,
note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking
association, or Federal Reserve bank, or the Federal Reserve System,
with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence
of debt unfit to be reissued, shall be fined under this title or
imprisoned not more than six months, or both.

Its ok I can tell by the pixels that it was a compute generated bank note.

Meh, he's simply making a charitable donation to our tireless sewage workers!

>> ^GDGD:

Title 18 United States Code, Section 333
Mutilation of national bank obligations
Whoever mutilates, cuts, defaces, disfigures, or perforates, or unites
or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft,
note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking
association, or Federal Reserve bank, or the Federal Reserve System,
with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence
of debt unfit to be reissued, shall be fined under this title or
imprisoned not more than six months, or both.

>> ^legacy0100:

OMG..... I'M WHITE!!! NOOOOO!!!!!


You're not alone, dude... you're not alone.

lol love the lines: "Something just beeped and I don't know what it was, was it my roomba?" and "My cleaning lady is vacuuming I can't hear anything" lol LOL

>> ^GDGD:

Title 18 United States Code, Section 333
Mutilation of national bank obligations
Whoever mutilates, cuts, defaces, disfigures, or perforates, or unites
or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft,
note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking
association, or Federal Reserve bank, or the Federal Reserve System,
with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence
of debt unfit to be reissued, shall be fined under this title or
imprisoned not more than six months, or both.



Not only is "getting wet" not listed as a way to deface the dollar, but it's also pretty obvious he isn't intending to use that dollar anymore, making it completely legal still.

Also, he stole all of the ideas in his rap from a certain website. Lame.

Destruction by laser, particle collision, squid, and ingestion are also not listed. That is why there is a section that blanket covers everything.

>> ^Mcboinkens:

>> ^GDGD:
...with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence
of debt unfit to be reissued...


Not only is "getting wet" not listed as a way to deface the dollar, but it's also pretty obvious he isn't intending to use that dollar anymore, making it completely legal still.
Also, he stole all of the ideas in his rap from a certain website. Lame.

>> ^GDGD:

Destruction by laser, particle collision, squid, and ingestion are also not listed. That is why there is a section that blanket covers everything.
>> ^Mcboinkens:
>> ^GDGD:
...with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence
of debt unfit to be reissued...


Not only is "getting wet" not listed as a way to deface the dollar, but it's also pretty obvious he isn't intending to use that dollar anymore, making it completely legal still.
Also, he stole all of the ideas in his rap from a certain website. Lame.





You missed the important part, he isn't going to try to spend it anymore. It's out of his possession now. The law only applies if you are still trying to spend the money. Otherwise, those coin machines that press images into the back of the coins would be illegal. Since it is assumed that you will be keeping the coin only as a souvenir and not as legal tender, it remains a legal act.

@Mcboinkens Actually, I read that coinage has different laws pertaining to them, and that the only legal infraction is to attempt to pass off something as a coin that it is not (slug quarters). You can destroy or do whatever else you want to coins (if you shoot a penny near the rim with a BB gun it makes a tiny saddle).

Sports car? IT'S A FUCKING TOYOTA CAMRY.

GUYS. IT'S NOT A REAL DOLLAR. RELAX. He printed it. Notice how it not only looks completely different from the one he had in the prior scene, but there is far too much saturation and contrast on that paper.

>> ^ForgedReality:

GUYS. IT'S NOT A REAL DOLLAR. RELAX. He printed it. Notice how it not only looks completely different from the one he had in the prior scene, but there is far too much saturation and contrast on that paper.


THEN IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S REALLY IN TROUBLE.

>> ^ForgedReality:

GUYS. IT'S NOT A REAL DOLLAR. RELAX. He printed it. Notice how it not only looks completely different from the one he had in the prior scene, but there is far too much saturation and contrast on that paper.


Now he's breaking two laws! Or something like that..

Clap..............clap...................clap..................clap
Good the slow clap processor works. So I have that going for me.
So, I'm suppose to feel bad or something because I live in a so called first world country or something?
meh I could go on a rant about how tiring it is to have this message and those like it shoved in my face everyday since I was a kid but instead I'll go see if Maru has any new vids up. Cat in box is like prozac only with out the addiction.

Some more first world problems here...

http://videosift.com/video/MC-Frontalot-First-World-Problem

He must live in cleveland, OH. Because that's how we pay our water bill here, ever since they started raising our rates.

I hate it when I lose the fluffy bit that covers my earphone. Now I've got one covered earphone and one bare. Sheesh.

Deano, you are reading my mind. Or else you're spying on me.

...are you spying on me?

>> ^kymbos:

Deano, you are reading my mind. Or else you're spying on me.
...are you spying on me?


I am spying on you. I can see you now. Pull your pants up.

What, a man can't masturbate in a public library anymore?

Statist idiots.