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13 Comments
Mordhaussays...Bet he never runs without a handgun again.
newtboyjokingly says...He just needs to carry a good rock and be way more dominant. Too bad there weren't any rocks around.
Spear would have looked at that and thought "that's lunch", this guy seemed to immediately think " I'm lunch". What a giant pussy.
Bet he never runs without a handgun again.
moonsammysays...I totally get the adrenaline preventing rational thought at first, but that was a solid 6 minutes of walking by some excellent "get the fuck away" rocks. I felt pretty vindicated when throwing one damn rock got it to flee. Our advantage is thumbs, buddy: use them.
He just needs to carry a good rock and be way more dominant. Too bad there weren't any rocks around.
crotchflamesays...Was gonna write the exact same thing, but you said it better.
I totally get the adrenaline preventing rational thought at first, but that was a solid 6 minutes of walking by some excellent "get the fuck away" rocks. I felt pretty vindicated when throwing one damn rock got it to flee. Our advantage is thumbs, buddy: use them.
mxxconsays...I don't know how shoving a thumb up a lion's butt solves anything...
Our advantage is thumbs, buddy: use them.
mxxconsays...Maybe not even a gun but a loud horn would be enough
Bet he never runs without a handgun again.
antjokingly says...Or go outside.
Bet he never runs without a handgun again.
BSRsays...I took a 2,500 mile mountain bike trip back in 2011. I was aware of the problem of loose dogs chasing bikes. With two saddlebags strapped to my bike with my belongings I knew I would not be able to outrun a Chihuahua let alone a pitbull, German shepherd or a bear.
I carried an air horn from Walmart that I attached to the bike with Velcro for a quick grab. I had no less than 7 dogs surprise me during my trip. The air horn was very effective in showing them who's boss. Their ears fold back and their tail tucked between their legs while running in the opposite direction.
Even if a dog managed to grab me, I doubt it would be able to withstand the hurt it would inflict blasting in its ear at close range.
Edit: I'm assuming no one thought I would shove the air horn in the dogs butt.
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Maybe not even a gun but a loud horn would be enough
newtboyjokingly says...Have you never seen Crocodile Hunter?!
I don't know how shoving a thumb up a lion's butt solves anything...
BSRsays...Dude, you are on a roll today! lol
Have you never seen Crocodile Hunter?!
mxxconsays...I watch southpark as much as any properly educated individual
Have you never seen Crocodile Hunter?!
00Scud00says...Somebody get me a laser pointer.
StukaFoxsays...You don't know Furry fandom very well...
I don't know how shoving a thumb up a lion's butt solves anything...
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