Oregon militia organizer Jon Ritzheimer really, really fuckin’ hates Uncle Sam. But what he hates even more is all of the obscene and generally unhelpful emails and packages that strangers from around the country and Gawker are sending to his band of armchair commandos. In a new Facebook post and accompanying video, Ritzheimer says he’s sick of this garbage.
“It’s sad that there are people who would spend this kind of money on this rather than spending it to do good in the world. I’m done living in fear of an oppressing force. I’m going to uphold my oath to the Constitution and sleep great at night knowing that I did everything in my power to ensure what our founding fathers did for us will not be lost.”
“Read the constitution people. Get educated and don’t let your rights be taken. If your a Patriot and you feel the calling in your heart then all I can say is follow your heart. Don’t let the fear consume you. We all have lives but if we don’t make the sacrifice what kind of country are we leaving for our children. The status quo can’t go on any longer. We either take a stand against tyranny or we fail. Come be a part of history. And I am so proud that our country has become civilized enough that we can bring about change and right this wrong without any bloodshed. America is blessed.”
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radxDon't like your bag of dicks, bubba?
Well, I suppose the tearing it might cause after repeated use might be a source of some discomfort.
But not to worry, a drum of lube is on the way!
brycewi19I believe it was meant for him to eat that bag of dicks actually.
Don't like your bag of dicks, bubba?
Well, I suppose the tearing it might cause after repeated use might be a source of some discomfort.
But not to worry, a drum of lube is on the way!
Drachen_Jagersays...Well, they asked for snacks.
That's just what they eat, right. It's just science.
Of course, being right-wing militiamen, they don't believe in science.
newtboyI'm with him...we should just push all those dicks out of there. Once they're gone, we can have someone go in and clean up all the dildos left behind.
Fairbssays...Those guys are not doing what's good for this country. I have a hard time calling them terrorists, but if anyone ends up dead over this stupidity, then I guess that they would qualify.
They are thieves and have vandalized public property. And lots of people in the community are scared. And they're costing society 70k per day. The freakin scumbags. Y'all Queda is pretty fitting.
SFOGuyCan someone explain to me...How the US Mail system is delivering this to them? Or am I looking purely at the product of UPS/FedEx? (I though I saw some stamps and am pretty sure I saw a Priority Mail box...)
newtboyThe very first thing he said was "...we went and picked up some mail..." so they're probably getting things sent to the local post office and are certainly not getting mail service at the BLM building, and not likely UPS or FEDEX either.
EDIT: I love that their going to fight the urge to let the numerous dildos "side track" them. What a struggle that must be.
Can someone explain to me...How the US Mail system is delivering this to them? Or am I looking purely at the product of UPS/FedEx? (I though I saw some stamps and am pretty sure I saw a Priority Mail box...)
SFOGuyThanks, I missed that!
So...the mail is ok. I wonder what else is ok in their universe?
00Scud00says...I guess since nobody's showing up to this thing people thought maybe they're getting lonely.
MordhausI guess if they don't want plastic dicks we could send them plastic pussies.
poolcleanerThere was a clip of a news anchor chiming in that FedEx or UPS ships tons and tons of sex toys. I don't remember exactly what he claimed but I'm thinking he is correct and not just some old perv. Dildos just make for such a great gift, I suppose.
Hey uh but if you see anything on my Amazon wish list, maybe uh put it aside for me? Hah
Asmojokingly says...And here I was thinking you'd like the Fleshlight Anal Edition...
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Seriously though, they should consider keeping some of those dicks. That big double ender looks like it would make a handy billy club if they run out of bullets.
ps. Yeah, I also thought it was highly ironic that they were happy to take advantage of the federal mail whilst protesting against the gov. Socialism is so sneaky even right wing militia nuts are fans of it. /grin
There was a clip of a news anchor chiming in that FedEx or UPS ships tons and tons of sex toys. I don't remember exactly what he claimed but I'm thinking he is correct and not just some old perv. Dildos just make for such a great gift, I suppose.
Hey uh but if you see anything on my Amazon wish list, maybe uh put it aside for me? Hah
VoodooVFunny how they think people mocking them is "hateful"
words matter.
And because they whined about it instead of just ignoring it, they just guaranteed that people will send MORE bags of dicks...not less.
PaybackOregon Militia "Stop sending us bags of dicks."
Rest of us "Stop being dickbags."
poolcleanerI'll take the vaginal and anal fleshlights plz, but only if they're disguised as bottles of Mr. Pibb. I'm very particular. And throw in the double sided dong for the wife. Jokingly. Hah. Life is all jokes until someone follows through.
And here I was thinking you'd like the Fleshlight Anal Edition...
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Seriously though, they should consider keeping some of those dicks. That big double ender looks like it would make a handy billy club if they run out of bullets.
ps. Yeah, I also thought it was highly ironic that they were happy to take advantage of the federal mail whilst protesting against the gov. Socialism is so sneaky even right wing militia nuts are fans of it. /grin
Jinxsays...Ho boy. If this aint a great candidate for the Streisand effect...
rabidnesssays...What an amateur... talking about the dildos and bags of dicks only emboldens them. =D
PaybackYeah, I was thinking they missed an awesome chance to come out of this looking sane and reasonable. Their worldview is obviously too narcissistic to allow for dissenting opinion.
Funny how they think people mocking them is "hateful"
words matter.
And because they whined about it instead of just ignoring it, they just guaranteed that people will send MORE bags of dicks...not less.
harlequinnHis point is valid.
People spent money on sending dildos they knew would go in the bin over spending that same money on helping people who needed it.
If anything it seems to have had the opposite effect they intended, having hardened his resolve.
harlequinnWhining has a particular meaning - he did not whine.
He clearly laughed multiple times about the items sent, even stating one was particularly funny, he derided the clear waste of money, and then he got on with business.
Funny how they think people mocking them is "hateful"
words matter.
And because they whined about it instead of just ignoring it, they just guaranteed that people will send MORE bags of dicks...not less.
harlequinnTaking advantage of federal mail would be sending it, not receiving it as he did.
That said, do you know he's against all government? If he's a constitutionalist, then he probably supports government in minimalist form.
And here I was thinking you'd like the Fleshlight Anal Edition...
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Seriously though, they should consider keeping some of those dicks. That big double ender looks like it would make a handy billy club if they run out of bullets.
ps. Yeah, I also thought it was highly ironic that they were happy to take advantage of the federal mail whilst protesting against the gov. Socialism is so sneaky even right wing militia nuts are fans of it. /grin
enochi see what you did there.
bravo sir.
If anything it seems to have had the opposite effect they intended, having hardened his resolve.
VoodooVis someone here...defending these terrorists??
That was the other thing that I thought was hilarious. This terrorist probably supports free market capitalism, but here he is...telling people what they should and shouldn't be spending their money on. Clearly he doesn't own any stock in the bag of dicks industry. Tsk tsk tsk. If he weren't so lazy, he could have been a bag of dicks CEO instead of a terrorist.
It's always amusing how people like that get pissed when they get regulated, but they have no problem regulating others. Funny how rules only apply to other people. Standard "freedom for me, but not for you" mentality we've seen from RWNJ's
newtboyWell, they hardened something...but I don't think it was his resolve.
I guess the untold wasted time, money, and effort they've squandered that could have been used more productively rather than driving across the country to be illegally squatting on public land, on top of wasting tens-hundreds of thousands MORE in extra costs to 'police' them, and the cost/value of the lost park doesn't matter, it's the $7 someone wasted shipping them a dildo that's the real crime, eh? His point's only mildly valid if you completely ignore his own (and his comrades') ridiculous, far more wasteful actions.
His point is valid.
People spent money on sending dildos they knew would go in the bin over spending that same money on helping people who needed it.
If anything it seems to have had the opposite effect they intended, having hardened his resolve.
harlequinnLol. Unintended.
I wonder if he handed them out. There has to be someone in their group in need.
Someone needs to mount one on the end of an AR-15, don some chapless pants and let the USA know what a real American is.
i see what you did there.
bravo sir.
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