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you just jacked off a tree...

that's not pollen, it's smoke, there is a very confused hippy with a bent spliff at the base of the tree now...

He just gave Mother Nature a facial.

ah-CHOOO!

>> ^Fusionaut:

ah-CHOOO!


God bless you! *cough* *breathing problems* ...

Just breathe

if i were in this video, i would be running from that, screaming.

That tree is a rockstar.

"Pollen... Pollen"

All I could think about was... No shit it's pollen, now shut the fuck up.

I know who to send my allergy doctor bills to now...

That is a lot of sperm.

Ah yes, the Bukkake Cedar.

is pollen flammable ?

Where does cedar babby come from?

>> ^rich_magnet:

Where does cedar babby come from?


If mommy cedar and daddy cedar really like each other, they'll stand several miles apart, bashfully looking at the ground. Then daddy cedar writes mommy cedar some very convincing love letters and sends her his best...

This is what Elvis meant when he sang "I'm all shook up"

Pretty sure it was mother nature that just gave HIM a facial...
>> ^BoneRemake:

He just gave Mother Nature a facial.

The pollen count is too damn high.

That stuff is gross when it builds up.

We have white pines around our lake and once every few years the pollen production is extremely high. When it lands on the lake and the winds push it up onto the sandy shore, it forms bands of what can only be described as "mustard". Sometimes the bands get covered with other stuff like last year's reeds that wash up.

When you unknowingly step on a covered patch in your bare feet, tree spooge comes out between your toes.

You're welcome for that mental image.

>> ^spawnflagger:
is pollen flammable ?
It can be explosive under the right conditions.


Yes, Nature can go off in your face.

>> ^Retroboy:

That stuff is gross when it builds up.
We have white pines around our lake and once every few years the pollen production is extremely high. When it lands on the lake and the winds push it up onto the sandy shore, it forms bands of what can only be described as "mustard". Sometimes the bands get covered with other stuff like last year's reeds that wash up.
When you unknowingly step on a covered patch in your bare feet, tree spooge comes out between your toes.
You're welcome for that mental image.


If you have your own lake, I don't think you have the right to complain. Saw that in a law book somewheres...

I actually sneezed watching that video, and I don't even suffer from hay-fever!

If tree sex had a money shot, this would be it!

*wtf

Adding video to channels (Wtf) - requested by xxovercastxx.

DAMN NA-

Remix it into http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mpp9Ke1WZw

>> ^HaricotVert:

The pollen count is too damn high.


IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!!!

yay for tree spooge