The Denver International Airport, it's Full of Dicks

Trust William Tapley, he's the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse after all.
Sagemindsays...

He He He, Ha Ha HA, Ho Ho Ho... Ha - He He (tears) Ha HA, Ah Man, it hurts, please stop.... ha ha ha ha .........WTF - What The F..... Ha Ha Ha, He He He........ Swastika.... ???? Testicle... Ha HA , Idiot!!!! Phallic... Satanic.... Ha Ha HA .... What a messed-up crap-shoot of nonsense...


Ooooo, we should call him for more information, Hey we should ALL call him..... AND LAUGH AT HIM....

nanrodsays...

Why did god give him such a phallic shaped nose? And why is he pointing out all these phallus shapes with a finger shaped like a phallus. OMG (oh my goodness) they're everywhere, they're everywhere!

mizilasays...

Dude, seriously? He talks about the blue horse, and how phallic some of the shapes in the mane and legs are... but doesn't mention that it has a huge anatomically correct horse cock on it? Or how about the matching anatomically correct horse butt-hole? Or the fact that its eyes glow red, I mean how evil is that? Although, the thing about it killing its creator is true.

Trancecoachsays...

It's now clear to me that we need to build vaginal airport over and around the Denver airport, and perhaps create small runways and landing strips nearby..

but we should probably take off the tent roof.

Also, more interesting "proof" of DEN's diaboolism.

CreamKreatorsays...

Freudians rejoice... I think he sees flying penises every night. Next he's probably stating that screwdrivers, soda bottles, roll'on deodorants and what not are phallic.. "We nust destroy every object that has a cylindrical longitudinal shape".. I read somewhere that majority of men dislike those shapes and prefer round vertical forms for ex. bowls and vice versa for women.. Not sure i agree..

jbabersays...

I've never quite understood why fundamentalists look for obscure evil (satanic cults, subliminal messages, democrats, etc.) when there's plenty of obvious evil (slavery, child molestation, dire poverty etc.) in the world. Maybe because it's cheaper and more pleasant to fight imaginary evil on youtube than to actually show up at a soup kitchen?

probiesays...

The cross negates the penis. So following that logic, the Star of David must cancel out pussy. Hmmm, that Islamic crescent and star are oddly reminiscent of a buttcheek and sphincter...


Yeah. The atheists are crazy. Right.

Drachen_Jagersays...

"There is a more powerful symbol which negates the phallic symbol, and that is the crotch... CROSS, I meant to say cross! I didn't say crotch, I said cross! Really! I'm not obsessed with men's hard throbbing, yet oh so soft and silky penises." <pauses to wipe drool from the corner of his mouth with faraway look in his eyes>

v1k1n6says...

"Yes Smith I know sending the luggage straight to the terminal would be more efficient. But how are we supposed to make it look like cock and balls if we do it that way? C'mon Smith use your head."

But seriously growing up in Denver lots of weird shit has happened at that airport. I'm not superstitious or in anyway "over-sensitive" to environments around me but the original murals were very, very, fuct up. Then there's the huge part of the airport they "accidentally" built in the "wrong" area so they just decided to cover it up with shit tons of earth and "forget" it ever happened. Never seen any meat flutes though.

That all being said I agree, this guy is bat-shit crazy.

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