praise the lard! and thanks for the number

lol, awesome!

So god uses bodybags now? Seriously this shit is sick.

Lol, fag enablers.

Having a crazy voice-mail is a good way to get some viral, online advertising...

Apparently, god hates me.

Accordingly to the bible they are correct. If they preach anything else they they would be wrong. Sure they were excessively blunt but what would you want them to say?

What if i called to find out how to fight gay rights, does god hate me now too?

What's a "fag enabler"? I picture it being something like a shoehorn

Isnt the fact that many people will be calling that number to "voice their opinions" enabling them as well?

It's so simple. Fuck God. If he's forgiving he'll understand.

God hates figs!

“If two men are fighting and the wife of one tries to rescue her husband by grabbing the testicles of the other man, her hand must be cut off. Show her no pity.” (Deuteronomy 25:11-12)

So absurdly specific and strange. That probably happened less than 1000 times in the past 4000 years.

>> ^EvilDeathBee:

What's a "fag enabler"? I picture it being something like a shoehorn
It's about twice as long and quite a different shape.

Westboro Baptist Church: Trolling for lawsuit $$$ since 1955.

These clowns used to make me get really upset until I realized that they were just a new breed of sleazy, ambulance-chaser type lawyers with a new gimmick: provoke / piss people off until they 'assault' you, sue, repeat.

>> ^garmachi:

Apparently, god hates me.

god may hate you but
i love u gar-macky!!

I'm gonna make some people and then tell em not to be how I made em. I'll make some other people with brains that never evolve beyond those of barbarians, so I can be sure those people I made that way will always know how much I hate them. Because I love them, and all the free will I gave them.

This is all fair, because I'm doing it. Whenever anyone else tries to invoke this kind of fairness, it will be invalid. That is all.

Oh man, after all the time he had to think of something good to say...

I've got them on redial. Just to tie up their phones.

>> ^EvilDeathBee:

What's a "fag enabler"? I picture it being something like a shoehorn


K-Y jelly?