No, I'm actually wondering about the hair.

I didn't know Dave Mustaine was a cat owner.

>> ^MrLips:
I didn't know Dave Mustaine was a cat owner.



Ah well you see, after years of thrash and sneering at fans, he turned his attention to his other passion in life. Imprisoning kittens.

♫ Holy Wars!!! ♫

well, he does have a big head...

From the looks of his computer room, looks like he's a musician. Sometimes they like to have long hair. However, the style is a little dated.

>> ^vaporlock:
No, I'm actually wondering about the hair.

According to my calculations, kitties + H2O=1/0

He should just use the PVC to make a continuous water sprinkler along the top of the wall.

As soon as he said the jump distance was 2.5x her body length, I knew what was coming. Cats can jump something like 4x their body length from a standstill.

The PVC was a very good idea, though. It's probably not wide enough for the stone wall. I suggest lining the stone wall with electrified dobermans wrapped in razorwire.

and the dobermans (dobermen?) should have bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at the cat

>> ^vaporlock:
No, I'm actually wondering about the hair.


He took a solemn vow to not cut his hair until he manages to build a cat-proof fence. 7 years and counting. If he ever manages it, his local barbershop will make a killing.

This guy's neighbors must love him.

Also: keep the cat inside.

Outwitted by a cat? Who would have thunk?

My cat has never jumped over the fence because she is KEPT INDOORS AT ALL TIMES!

Also, cats don't even need an inch to walk on top of a fence.... so your 3-inch gap is plenty!

And finally, who the hell calls the top of a cage a "fence"?

Anyone else getting a Nick Cage kind of vibe from this guy?

lol efortless

>> ^residue:
and the dobermans (dobermen?) should have bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at the cat


Now you're just being ridiculous.

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it doesnt, build a catproof fence...

>> ^xxovercastxx:
>> ^residue:
and the dobermans (dobermen?) should have bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at the cat

Now you're just being ridiculous.


Welcome the in the Internet!

trip and snicker @ 1:40? lolcats.

Just dig a moat, fill it with water... and sharks... with lasers on their heads...



...and I think a good question is, why are these cats SO interested in getting away from this guy?

and the sharks should have bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at the cat

The show "The New Inventors" (ABC Australia) featured a cat proof fence with a similar theme.

The pipes on top of the fence could roll freely, meaning a cat could not climb over it.

But yeah, that guy needs a taller fence in that particular spot

"I bet you're wondering what I'm building"

Well, it's obviously not a barber shop...

teflon coated 45 degree wedges lining the fencetop near that jump site... cat'll slide right back into the yard

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

Actually for me it was more the boss guy from Scrubs.

>> ^furrycloud:
Anyone else getting a Nick Cage kind of vibe from this guy?

and the bees should have bark in their sharks so when they shoot; they mouth 'cat' at the dobermans

Cats can jump incredibly high, so that tiny fence won't do anything.

>> ^dag:
Actually for me it was more the boss guy from Scrubs.
>> ^furrycloud:
Anyone else getting a Nick Cage kind of vibe from this guy?



Steve Cogan in Saxondale for me. If he was grey-haired he would look almost like his double

Those Abyssinians are very athletic. I had one that could jump from a standstill to the top of a 7-foot refrigerator. He could make it to the top of a 9-foot bookcase, but he had to bounce off the opposite wall to do it, which was pretty cool to watch.

I just keep mine indoors now. No cat I've ever had that I let go outdoors lived to be over three years old.

I try to keep them out of places indoors (they try to dig under closed doors--makes a mess of the carpet), which is also hard, and I'm thinking the key might lie in a stuffed badger with one of those proximity buzzers by it. Maybe rubber snakes would work too.

After hours of calculations, I have determined that cats derive the power of their jump from the muscles in their legs. If you were to take the legs off of the cat, I hypothesize that the cat will not be able to jump over the fence.

What was remarkable was him comparing the cat's ability to jump to his own. Yeesh! Stupid human indeed...

I think it's cruel to keep cats indoor all their lives. If they go out and get killed, that's sad, but it's evolution in action.

anyone else getting the "my brain is partially damaged" kind of vibe

He is a great guitarist

drivel