Infinite Tucker Takes a Dive in a televised race.

Ouchety ouch ouch.
newtboysays...

Why is 1/2 the video dancing dumbness? It could have been the interview he gave right afterwards where he claimed he shut his eyes after the last hurdle, and saw his mom waiting for him when he opened them and jumped to her....a hilarious explanation imo.

eric3579says...

Im guessing it's done to make it more difficult for it to be identified as copyrighted material. Changing length and images may confuse any program tasked with identifying it.

@bareboards2 May want to switch embed out with this one https://youtu.be/HI2xpelsOXA

newtboysaid:

Why is 1/2 the video dancing dumbness? It could have been the interview he gave right afterwards where he claimed he shut his eyes after the last hurdle, and saw his mom waiting for him when he opened them and jumped to her....a hilarious explanation imo.

bareboards2says...

That was the video I posted.

When I did it again, from your link, it added it again.

I guess it isn't going to last long before the link is broken. Can't hide forever!

eric3579said:

Im guessing it's done to make it more difficult for it to be identified as copyrighted material. Changing length and images may confuse any program tasked with identifying it.

@bareboards2 May want to switch embed out with this one https://youtu.be/HI2xpelsOXA

newtboysays...

That's fine....just don't double the length with unconnected nonsense. The interview/explanation was funny, but not needed at all.

BSRsaid:

There's no interview at the end. @newt will not be appeased.

BSRsays...

That's the difference between us, @newtboy. I like to create a purpose for everything. For instance:

The dancing skeleton was happy with his victory, which was no easy task, as we can all see, it cost him his flesh sliding on the rough track. The loss was worth the dream.

The dancing deer was his dear mother expressing her happiness for her dear son achieving his dream and her dream as a dear mother. Win win.

Don't dream it. Be it.

ChaosEnginesays...

I think everyone is overlooking the most important point...

did someone actually name their child "Infinite"?

I think they will find that he is very definitely "Finite".

newtboysays...

*dryheave*
You should hang your head in shame spreading that twaddle, even in jest. I cannot believe that person has a job in the sciences.

First claiming a 20 watt charge of energy is our consciousness is absolute nonsense, that's simply the power it takes to run a consciousness, your neural pathways in operation are that consciousness. It's like claiming the electricity from the socket is your computer's operating system, and when your computer crashes all your programs and data are safe somewhere in the socket. *facepalm

Second, he seems ignorant of entropy, the process through which most energy eventually degrades to heat. No distinctive or recognizable patterns are retained in that metamorphosis....heat is heat.

As to these "near death experiences", studies were done because people kept claiming to come out of their body to hover above it and watch it be saved before returning, but when a scrolling lighted message was put on top of the cabinets in multiple emergency and operating rooms, only visible from above, not a single person who claimed to have been out of body ever saw the messages blinking at them, because it's a delusion.

Made me throw up a little there, thanks.

Paybackjokingly says...

What's more depressing is the number of new "Tesla"s and "Elon"s being named lately.

Elon I can handle, but anyone who names their kid after a car is weird.

Unless its Mustang, but that's just baddassery.

ChaosEnginesaid:

I think everyone is overlooking the most important point...

did someone actually name their child "Infinite"?

I think they will find that he is very definitely "Finite".

ChaosEnginesays...

well, just spare a thought for all the parents that named their kid "Khaleesi"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Paybacksaid:

What's more depressing is the number of new "Tesla"s and "Elon"s being named lately.

Elon I can handle, but anyone who names their kid after a car is weird.

Unless its Mustang, but that's just baddassery.

ForgedRealitysays...

...But... The car is named after a person. >_<

Paybacksaid:

What's more depressing is the number of new "Tesla"s and "Elon"s being named lately.

Elon I can handle, but anyone who names their kid after a car is weird.

Unless its Mustang, but that's just baddassery.

ForgedRealitysays...

Nikola*

Due to software glitches? Are you sure it's not mechanical issues due to the fact that batteries in general still fking SUUUUCK after centuries of remaining fundamentally unchanged?

Until we can come up with a method of storing energy in a safer and more ecologically responsible manner than batteries in their current form, making everything electric can never fully take off.

But I digress.

Paybacksaid:

Nicola would be named for a person, Tesla is a family name, a company, and a car that spontaneously combusts due to software glitches.

/pedant_mode

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