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Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by MrFisk.

Dude, no way! Metal in microwave shall most surely fuck up the interior and perhaps start a fire or cause a chort....dependent factors include duration of course, metal introduced, the unit's manufacturing material, and amperage.
The more amperage the better yer chance o' damage.
Just dig the flashy-flamey dance when he turns it on...it gets better!

I've always put metal in the microwave. Downside is that it gets really hot and makes food around the metal taste bad. I'm sure if you filled one to the brim with metal spoons and some chunks of an engine block, it would fuck some shit up. But anything in large doses will screw with any system. Dependent factors are edge cases.

I think the Iron Maiden one is wrong. Maybe the name used to be something different, but the device exists. Basically swords mounted inside a case so when it's closed it skewers you.

Call me informed.....seen a stainless-steel bowl waste a commercial-grade unit in a few minutes though-foils' another story but it can't be good for it in the long-term..Food in the microwave seems so goddamn foreign to me anyhow-akin to eating spam or sardines while camping....

Yes, they have been made, but there's no evidence that such a device has ever been used in torture/execution, historically or otherwise.

What's that thing about non-existent natural peanut butter?

Who puts peanut butter in the fridge, and why?

Saying "no, this didn't happen" is not what I consider busting myths.

I do. In "natural" peanut butter, the oil separates and floats on the top. You have to mix it back in to the peanut butter or else it'll be too dry and hard to spread. Refrigerating it slows the separation - keeping it smooth and pasty. ;-)

Also, if you eat a jar of peanut butter as slow as I do, refrigerating it keeps it from turning rancid before you kill it-

Never was an issue outside of southwest Texas (Malaysian summers), if you live where it's cold and dry nut oils stay fresh longer at room temp-

Bigger question--why eat the jar? I just eat the peanut butter.

I guess the 50th misconception was that there's only 49 mentioned.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

Sift of the week!

#51 - Mama Cass did not choke to death on a ham sandwich
#52 - Jayne Mansfield wasn't decapitated in that car accident
#53 - Lupe Velez didn't drown in a toilet
#54 - people in Spain don't speak with a "lisp" because a former king did and therefore everyone had to
#55 - anyone?

#55 - God doesn't exist.

It's Sunday morning. Shouldn't you be on your knees in church praising, worshipping, adoring, thanking, beseeching, marveling, cowering, appreciating, begging, fearing and wondering?

Dude, read your earlier comment and then read mine, and then think about whether your response makes any sense.

[HINT: Do you actually believe Lupe Velez did drown in a toilet?]