So Long for Now!

shut up blankfist.

Now that I got that out of the way, I just wanted to let you know I'm gonna go on an indefinite hiatus from the sift. Maybe I'll be back, maybe not. I'm not having fun anymore. It's not you, it's me. You see, there's another site that I've found and we have so much fun together and it fulfills me in so many of the ways you couldn't...just kidding.

Seriously though, I'm not trying to make this out to be a dramatic bullshit post, I just wanted to say bye to all my fellow sifters. You're all awesome in your own right and hopefully you'll forgive me when I come crawling back.

So smell y'all later.
EDD says...

Pussy.

No, seriously, pussy. Isn't stuff better when you're imagining you're getting it in the virtual world than constantly being reminded you'll never get it in the real world?

Aight, aight - I just hate to see you do this. Do crawl back and beg for our forgiveness sooner rather than later, will you?

rougy says...

Goodbye and good-riddance! Don't let the screen door hit your furry ass on the way out! Don't call us, we'll call you! You are sooooo out of here!

Hey! I know! Le't have a going-away party at your place tonight! If we aren't there by midnight, go ahead and start without us!

(take it easy - maybe we'll have a beer someday)

rottenseed says...

One last thing before I log off on the last computer with my login saved. I will abandon the drugs channel and leave it for whomever (is it whomever or whoever, KP?) wants it. I know kulpims wants it so take it if you can handle it.

Oh yea, and all of these mean, degrading, asshole comments are the best going away present I could've asked for . Farewell until next time.

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