*Sigh*
We're all just gonna pretend like I didn't leave at all, ok?
-"You were gone rottenseed?" There I beat somebody to the punch
-"Welcome to videosift" There I beat somebody else to the punch
I thought I could leave and just lurk around watching videos now and again. I found that the lack of ability to comment was driving me crazy. I tried starting a journal wherein I'd write my comments and then give them upvotes myself, but it wasn't the same. I tried twitter but my long-winded nature can't keep to 140 characters (those fuckers include spaces as characters! NAZIS!). I tried popping pills but they're too expensive and hard to find. I tried masturbation but they really frown upon that at work.
So here I am...ashamed, defeated, well hung, and ready to piss in your cheerios. I love you *MUAH*
Oh, and whatever you do, don't tell blankfist I'm back...he always private messages me pictures of his wiener...it's really awkward.
-"You were gone rottenseed?" There I beat somebody to the punch
-"Welcome to videosift" There I beat somebody else to the punch
I thought I could leave and just lurk around watching videos now and again. I found that the lack of ability to comment was driving me crazy. I tried starting a journal wherein I'd write my comments and then give them upvotes myself, but it wasn't the same. I tried twitter but my long-winded nature can't keep to 140 characters (those fuckers include spaces as characters! NAZIS!). I tried popping pills but they're too expensive and hard to find. I tried masturbation but they really frown upon that at work.
So here I am...ashamed, defeated, well hung, and ready to piss in your cheerios. I love you *MUAH*
Oh, and whatever you do, don't tell blankfist I'm back...he always private messages me pictures of his wiener...it's really awkward.
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rottenseed*promote HAHA!
siftbotSelf promoting this Sift Talk post - promote requested by original submitter rottenseed.
gwiz665Welcome back. Rehab's never been less effective.
schmawy*quality. Two weeks is about what It takes for me to buckle, too.
siftbotAwarding rottenseed with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by schmawy.
EdeotYou're relieved of your duties. I have long since replaced you.
rottenseed>> ^Edeot:
You're relieved of your duties. I have long since replaced you.
You're amateur. I come up with funnier material while I'm being ass-raped by my step-father.
SarzyAnd here I was thinking that I was the only one receiving the blankfist wiener pics! Thanks a lot blankfist, I thought we had something special!
EdeotKnock Knock
Who's there?
Rape
Rape who?
Arrugghh! I'm gonna rape you!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get raped.
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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Chinaman walk into a bar. The bartender raped each and every one of them and then raped their whole families.
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Nah, I'd say it's pretty easy making jokes on Rottenseed's caliber.
blankfistWelcome back, you dirty nerd. Since the cat's out of the bag, I guess I won't PM my pictures of my wieners any longer. Who let the dogs out!
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rottenseedthose are bigger than the ones you usually send me.
dystopianfuturetodayWelcome back or whatever... I guess.
rasch187You lasted 2 days longer than my guess. So who won the pot anyway?
NeuralNoiseWas there pot available? damn!
videosiftbannedmeI'd just like to say I missed your Pacific Beach-livin', Animal-avatar usin', no bullshit spoutin' (ok, a little BS), wiener pic-receivin', two-week vacationin' ass. Good to have you back.
Now, what was that about some pot? (looks around interested)
dotdudeWho are you exactly?
Yesterday was April Fools . . . or Cheese Festival . . .
schmawyso now you see why MINK had to scramble his password and choggie had to twist Dag's balls until he banned him. sifticide is the only way out. this is in no way a reccomendation since I would miss you as much as I do them.
OrnthoronI've got a lot of videos you need to catch up on voting for.
dagComment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)
Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.
Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)
Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've hot him on the spot, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.
I'll be Mr. Woodman.
kronosposeidonNow I can finally see the end of my cock. It's in your mouth.
dystopianfuturetoday>> ^Sarzy:
And here I was thinking that I was the only one receiving the blankfist wiener pics! Thanks a lot blankfist, I thought we had something special!
Just be happy you are getting wiener picks. All I get from blankfist is a bunch of stuff about liberty, stateism and tyranny.
blankfist^And you should be happy to have someone like me around here to make up for the failings of the public school system, you authoritarian bastard!
As an aside, anyone keen as to why my wiener isn't showing up anymore? You know how I like to show off my wiener.
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swampgirlMore circuit wrenching and marking trees... It's like you never left, hon. Welcome back.
(I use the term "circuit wrenching" instead of the yucky term you use for this sort of male bonding you fellas like to do on occasion.. this site has corrupted me)
joedirtI recommend watching this episode of Hand Banana.
http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c392158e4d4401158f4d3e170017
ObsidianStormWhat a cheap, pathetic ploy to garner undeserved attention. Disgusting.
Welcome back, asshole.
All my tears were for naught...
EDDI accept full responsibility for bringing him back.
On the bright side, it's good to have two cocksuckers around, since blankfist was getting quite sloppy at blowjobs anyway (get it, sloppy, at blowjobs, get it? HA HA, I crack me up).
thinker247*random salutation disguised in the form of light-hearted mockery in regards to the miniscule size of your manhood*
KevlarHey, at least we finally get more evidence that rottenseed isn't just blankfist's sockpuppet.
...
He's everyone's glory hole.
blankfistHe's my pink sock puppet.
RhesusMonk>> ^rottenseed:
>> ^Edeot:
You're relieved of your duties. I have long since replaced you.
You're amateur. I come up with funnier material while I'm being ass-raped by my step-father.
Nah. That was funny.
rottenseed>> ^RhesusMonk:
>> ^rottenseed:
>> ^Edeot:
You're relieved of your duties. I have long since replaced you.
You're amateur. I come up with funnier material while I'm being ass-raped by my step-father.
Nah. That was funny.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE JUST SOME SORT OF MONKEY!!!
*runs away crying*
rougyWho did what now?
EklekVS4life!
RyjkyjDon't cry Rotten
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