We're all just gonna pretend like I didn't leave at all, ok?

-"You were gone rottenseed?" There I beat somebody to the punch

-"Welcome to videosift" There I beat somebody else to the punch

I thought I could leave and just lurk around watching videos now and again. I found that the lack of ability to comment was driving me crazy. I tried starting a journal wherein I'd write my comments and then give them upvotes myself, but it wasn't the same. I tried twitter but my long-winded nature can't keep to 140 characters (those fuckers include spaces as characters! NAZIS!). I tried popping pills but they're too expensive and hard to find. I tried masturbation but they really frown upon that at work.

So here I am...ashamed, defeated, well hung, and ready to piss in your cheerios. I love you *MUAH*

Oh, and whatever you do, don't tell blankfist I'm back...he always private messages me pictures of his wiener...it's really awkward.