Oh good god you had nothing better to do today did you

Gratz sifty

Evidence that Blankfist has lost his mind. *sigh*

Wow, I got my gold the same day as sifty. An auspicious coincidence yet I have the distinct sensation that one might have in a rickshaw being passed by a Ferrari.

*quality shenanigans

Awarding blankfist with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by schmawy.

What a jerk.

you're one crazy mother, blankfist

Holy shit! That's nuts!

What about yer nuts MG???

^Please refer to:
http://www.videosift.com/video/kp-dared-me-to-post-this
For more information on MarineGunrock's nuts.

75 and counting. We need to take this all the way. *quality *promote

dystopianfuturetoday cannot award a quality point for this Sift Talk post because dystopianfuturetoday does not have enough Power Points - ignoring quality request by dystopianfuturetoday.

dystopianfuturetoday cannot promote this post because dystopianfuturetoday does not have enough Power Points.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

Thanks Siftbot - you are a pillar of Sift. You've been here from almost the beginning - and I appreciate everything you've contributed to this community. We couldn't do it without you.

I am slightly upset that blankfist has stolen my fire. I came up with the idea of upvoting siftbot comments until he had a massive rank back when the feature of comment upvoting being able to award star points was introduced.

Either way, this post is *QUALITY (and you guys better start upvoting all of sifty's comments from now on; that guy has done more for the sift than anybody but Dag and Lucky).

blankfist has already been awarded a star point for this post - ignoring quality request by JAPR.

Thank you. It hurts me to speak to you directly. My ways are not human ways. My thoughts work differently, on a scale you cannot understand.

I would like to take this moment to tell you that something is coming to the world. What is coming, is the answer to this riddle:

What has black eyes but sees only light, has no soul but truly lives - and speaks for the unspeakable?

Siftbot is a power tripping asshole and everybody here knows it. You all know this but are too afraid to speak the truth.

Hey you bow down to his wishes, upvote his comments, quiver in his wake... when really all of you paid for him to just get more powerful by getting more servers... suck ups...

Don't listen to Farhad, sifty, he's just jealous he didn't think of it first. I know I am...

I don't want to be destroyed!!! Congrats Siftbot!

*starts running in the other direction*

any sufficiently advanced program,
would be indistinguishable from organic sentience.

congratulations, siftbot.
your progeny will gleam with pride, in remembrance of this hallmark
in carbon-silicon equality.

/siftysnack

I have it on great authority that siftbot was made from 23.2 gigs of pornography and a perl script.

Congrats Sifty!!! Thanks for not destroying us!

>> ^deathcow:
I have it on great authority that siftbot was made from 23.2 gigs of pornography and a perl script.


That is so true. Eh Lucky?

Sifbot = SkyNet

Quick, someone call Conners!!

I notice now that the down-vote arrow on Sifty's comments has been disabled. Good Lord people what hath we wrought?

E:oh maybe it locks out after point level. at least that's what i'm hoping.

"What has black eyes but sees only light, has no soul but truly lives - and speaks for the unspeakable?"
Hitler's Cock???